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JVHaste

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Jun 22, 2015
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Looks like I killed another Night Crew with an off-putting comment. :lol:

I'm still looking for a replacement signature gif, any suggestions?
 

linuxabuser

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You nut.
 

death2redemptions

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Feb 4, 2016
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The Carolina on the Southern side
There's always the Iditarod Red Lantern. ;)

For those interested, I neither died or get high from the ****** injection of battery acid. I do however have a severe case of explosive diarrhea that has not subsided.

Wait, can someone die from explosive diarrhea? Crap...I hope I didn't just jynx myself.

Speaking of Jynx, isn't she the pokemon you said you'd like to go ultra balls deep in?
 

JVHaste

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Jun 22, 2015
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Speaking of Jynx, isn't she the pokemon you said you'd like to go ultra balls deep in?

Jynx, Chansey, or Machoke.. :shock: There are female Machokes right? :confused:
[MENTION=5670]linuxabuser[/MENTION] I'm not really sure where that's from... Ive seen that style of animation somewhere before but its not ringing a bell.
 

death2redemptions

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Feb 4, 2016
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The Carolina on the Southern side
Jynx, Chansey, or Machoke.. :shock: There are female Machokes right? :confused:
[MENTION=5670]linuxabuser[/MENTION] I'm not really sure where that's from... Ive seen that style of animation somewhere before but its not ringing a bell.

Chansey is the BBW of my dreams. If she were to ever give me the chance, would it be considered interracial? Interspecies?

There is no way she'll turn down some hot loving after I read her this poem...

I'm her butter she's my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I get on top of her
I can't touch the mattress
And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation
I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her
She's my phillie, I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
That's why I love her

Hard pass on machoke...I can't get with a muscular woman. I'd feel too insecure when the clothes go off. After I expose to her my skinny flash light white legs and saggy six-pack of beer belly she'd laugh so hard and continue to humiliate & mock me, telling me I'm not man enough to handle her karate chop or dynamic punch......actually that's sorta turning me on...now I get what you see in her :D
 

Letch77

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Jan 28, 2018
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[MENTION=12485]JVHaste[/MENTION] Yeah, I’d love to see a list of the stuff you’re going to put up.


Collecting ‘96 Select Certified Mirror Gold baseball. Let me know whatcha got for sale/trade!
Sent using Freedom Card Board mobile app
 

JVHaste

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Jun 22, 2015
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270
Vancouver WA
She's my phillie, I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud

I finally understand why poetry is the truest expression of the soul. I liked Chansey but I see how happy you guys are together so I will take a hike. :grouphug:
(insert joke about me "ma-choke-ing myself" alone tonight) :lol:

[MENTION=22997]Letch77[/MENTION] I did find one Select peel off card, (not really sure the tier value of those) It was an Edgar Martinez with the peel off still attached and the back had hitting splits of all teams in 96 so I guess it was a 97.
 

Letch77

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Jan 28, 2018
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I did find one Select peel off card, (not really sure the tier value of those) It was an Edgar Martinez with the peel off still attached and the back had hitting splits of all teams in 96 so I guess it was a 97.
Sounds like it’s a ‘97. Got a pic of it?



Collecting ‘96 Select Certified Mirror Gold baseball. Let me know whatcha got for sale/trade!
Sent using Freedom Card Board mobile app
 

JVHaste

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Jun 22, 2015
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Vancouver WA
Sounds like it’s a ‘97. Got a pic of it?

I don't have a working camera right now but I think my webcam is of good quality, I will either make that work or else borrow someones real camera.

The Crusade list will be mailed to you, I think only my Cincy or Stl have been removed so I might update.
 

bstanwood

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Sep 24, 2016
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Mystic, CT
Two more weeks of the early morning/overnight nonsense. I forgot how hard this is on my body, feel like I've aged 20 years in the past month.
 

JVHaste

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Jun 22, 2015
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Vancouver WA
This thing has gone off the rails!!!!!

This might be a bad time to mention I found a new special lady. . . but feast your eyes gentlemen!!

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::facepalm::::facepalm::::facepalm::::facepalm::
 

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