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    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post
    My friend told me I could get high if I inject battery acid into my buttocks. Is this true or am I gonna end up winning a Darwin award?
    It's probably one and then the other. But hey... everyone likes winning awards!

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    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post
    My friend told me I could get high if I inject battery acid into my buttocks. Is this true or am I gonna end up winning a Darwin award?
    I believe Obiwan did that in between episodes 1 and 2.



    . . .of course nothings better than snorting cat piss... that will REALLY get you high, m'kay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bstanwood View Post
    It's probably one and then the other. But hey... everyone likes winning awards!
    Speak for yourself...I've never won an award before.

    But, if this is what it takes Sayonara suckers!!!
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    There's always the Iditarod Red Lantern.

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    Went to see Red Sparrow with my wife. Not very good. I expected some Atomic Blonde/The Americans/Russian spy thriller... not so much. very rapey and weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by linuxabuser View Post
    . very rapey and weird.
    hiya, you rang?




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    Looks like I killed another Night Crew with an off-putting comment.

    I'm still looking for a replacement signature gif, any suggestions?

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    You nut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    There's always the Iditarod Red Lantern.
    For those interested, I neither died or get high from the rectum injection of battery acid. I do however have a severe case of explosive diarrhea that has not subsided.

    Wait, can someone die from explosive diarrhea? Crap...I hope I didn't just jynx myself.

    Speaking of Jynx, isn't she the pokemon you said you'd like to go ultra balls deep in?
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    Have any of you tried the new Meal Kits from Kroger?

    We’ve had a few, and I highly recommend them.

    They were delicious.





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    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post

    Speaking of Jynx, isn't she the pokemon you said you'd like to go ultra balls deep in?
    Jynx, Chansey, or Machoke.. There are female Machokes right?
    @linuxabuser I'm not really sure where that's from... Ive seen that style of animation somewhere before but its not ringing a bell.

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    Archer!

    Last edited by linuxabuser; 03-04-2018 at 06:40 PM.

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    Archer should be mandatory viewing for everyone with a sense of humor...and even those without one...so for everyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    Jynx, Chansey, or Machoke.. There are female Machokes right?
    @linuxabuser I'm not really sure where that's from... Ive seen that style of animation somewhere before but its not ringing a bell.
    Chansey is the BBW of my dreams. If she were to ever give me the chance, would it be considered interracial? Interspecies?

    There is no way she'll turn down some hot loving after I read her this poem...

    I'm her butter she's my bread
    She's like a mobile waterbed
    And when I get on top of her
    I can't touch the mattress
    And when her flesh begins to sag
    She's like a human sleeping bag
    I feel so cozy safe and warm
    She's my insulation
    I always know just where she sat
    And when she's on me I get flat
    Some broken ribs a punctured lung
    That's why I love her
    She's my phillie, I'm her stud
    Her bean is bigger than my pud
    It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale
    That's why I love her

    Hard pass on machoke...I can't get with a muscular woman. I'd feel too insecure when the clothes go off. After I expose to her my skinny flash light white legs and saggy six-pack of beer belly she'd laugh so hard and continue to humiliate & mock me, telling me I'm not man enough to handle her karate chop or dynamic punch......actually that's sorta turning me on...now I get what you see in her
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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