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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    I wonder what day his carpets birthday is...
    Happy Birthday you're not special, everybody thinks you're a crackwhore
    We just want to embarrass you That's why we're singing this song So Happy Birthday, you're a big <unt
    Happy Birthday you're not special, everybody thinks you smell badly
    We just want to embarrass you That's why we're singing this song
    So Happy fu<king Birthday you fu<king crackwhore, You're a fu<king $hithead

    I believe it was Peter, Paul & Mary who wrote that song but I could be wrong...
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    Oh, it was NOFX who wrote that song, I was way off....

    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    So basically if I understand the Tanner thread correctly (for very brief skimming) its that he needs to sell his whole collection to buy drugs, because its hard to get a surplus. He iss essentially a young Obiwan.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    So basically if I understand the Tanner thread correctly (for very brief skimming) its that he needs to sell his whole collection to buy drugs, because its hard to get a surplus. He iss essentially a young Obiwan.

    lol, my take on it was that he's selling his collection to buy Canseco drugs and then write a book about their adventures while high in Las Vegas. At least, that was my assumption after reading the first few paragraphs. I sort of just made up the rest of the story on my own.

    It's quite possible I was watching Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas while skimming through.


    P.S. Cameos of Junkhead & Train Spotting that's what Charlie Sheen calls winning

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    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    When you see how much damage Obiwan did to his body in episode 1.5 it gets even more surprising how Darth Vader lost that final lava fight. He just needed to bring his C game.

    I found a new funny name in the databases today. He is a master, so you'd have to call him a Master Kock. Very old Kock to still be active, good for him.
    http://www.chessgames.com/player/hans-uwe_kock.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post


    I need some of that Obiwan Candy right about now. Just played in the night USCF blitz and went 3-4 against some bad players due to 3 (three!) losses due to mouseslips. At first I thought it was on my end but I was clearly hitting the right squares and it was fking up. I probably lost 100+ rating points, that server is unplayable.

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    tomorrow is the birthday of america

    I'm not a hater!!! I'm a counter hype specialist

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    This should be the national anthem.



    Anyone who hasn't seen this, I cannot recommend it enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    I need some of that Obiwan Candy right about now. Just played in the night USCF blitz and went 3-4 against some bad players due to 3 (three!) losses due to mouseslips. At first I thought it was on my end but I was clearly hitting the right squares and it was fking up. I probably lost 100+ rating points, that server is unplayable.
    Speaking of chess, I totally wanna bang Nazi Paikidze. Have you seen her on the cover of Chess Life? Yummmm.....

    Side Note: What sorta crazy a$$ parents name their child "Nazi" in this day & age?
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    NAZI: Making chess sexy again





    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    I'm hot for some Nazi a$$
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    Yeah she is hot but I don't even think she is in the top 10... there are some really really hot ladies in elite chess. Maybe they are all so good because their opponents are distracted?
    The problem is they all have long foreign names so I cant remember any of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    This should be the national anthem.



    Anyone who hasn't seen this, I cannot recommend it enough.
    I remember laughing my a$$ off at the movie theater during that barf scene
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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