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    I was watching the end of Gagne's streak just now. I never realized it came on a few stooges derping a ground ball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    Yep, here is the best list of top ratings.

    https://2700chess.com/?per-page=100

    Wei Yi in the 2700s at age 19, probably will be a contender within 4 years.
    Jeff Goldblum is a *grandmaster*. I betcha didn't know that. In fact he's the oldest grandmaster in existence.

    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    Play a game of chess against someone like that and you're gonna lose.
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    Looks like he is a grandmaster-bater there. From the blue dripping out of his mouth I'd say he likes hanging out with smurfs

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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    From the blue dripping out of his mouth I'd say he likes hanging out with smurfs
    Now, that's a signature worthy comment right there! lol

    Well, based on the movie Thor: Ragnarok he's into human (and alien) trafficking & carries a cattle prod to herd his "livestock" so I wouldn't be surprised if he got jiggy like that, although in the comics Grandmaster actually is blue. He's one of the oldest living beings in the universe and he uses the universe like a chess board, pitting intelligent life forms against each other like a game of chess. He's a cosmic game player. I remember you saying that you don't follow the Marvel movies, just the cartoons but he's pretty f**king hilarious in the movie, in fact all the best scenes in the movie involve him.
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    MagmaMus is back at it with a couple more baseball player's birthdays. I wonder what it is with him and birthdays. Maybe it's the clowns at the parties!

    If so, let me introduce him to Cokie The Clown...the clown that blows a special mix of cocaine, ecstasy & ketamine out of his squirting flower!





    All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox
    Show him a warm welcome, let's get some applause

    Greetings all, hello
    Welcome to my show
    I'm sure you'll have fun
    Watching me juggle
    8 balls at one time
    I'm no ****ing mime
    I play practical jokes
    This squirting flower
    That wasn't flour
    That blew up your nose
    It's my special blend
    Of Ex, Coke and K
    You should be okay
    In several hours

    He's got oversized shoes, and ill fitting clothes
    That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose

    I'm Cokie the Clown
    I will trip you down
    Those 12 giant steps
    I brought you all presents
    Against good judgment
    But being a good host
    You all have been dosed
    The kettle cornís been laced
    The fudge has been lined
    You're having a great time
    But you might not recall
    From rohypnol
    In the lemonade
    Cokie homemade

    He's the happiest clown with the biggest frown
    He's Cokie the Clown

    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    People tell me I look like fat mike all the time. especially when i have longer hair
    I'm not a hater!!! I'm a counter hype specialist

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    Quote Originally Posted by notjomommasclint View Post
    People tell me I look like fat mike all the time. especially when i have longer hair
    Hey man, anyone ever told you that you look like Fat Mike?





    Resident Yadier Molina, and Pro Wrestling super fan.

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    People tell me I look like fat mike all the time. especially when i have longer hair
    I'm not a hater!!! I'm a counter hype specialist

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    Jeff Goldblum is awesome, I might have to watch that one.

    Maybe he does have magic powers, he should have aged more by now....

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    Quote Originally Posted by notjomommasclint View Post
    People tell me I look like fat mike all the time. especially when i have longer hair
    Did you kick them in the nuts?

    I don't care what they say, the dude can rock a dress like no other man can (or probably should)...





    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    Looks like he is a grandmaster-bater there. From the blue dripping out of his mouth I'd say he likes hanging out with smurfs
    Ugh...smurf drool

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    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post
    Did you kick them in the nuts?
    Im usually more surprised they know who he is..
    I'm not a hater!!! I'm a counter hype specialist

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    I like the idea of Harper becoming a First Baseman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by notjomommasclint View Post
    Im usually more surprised they know who he is..
    Tell me about it, El Hefe is always stealing the spotlight from Fatty with his magical tromboner.

    Something about a Mexican playing the trumpet always gets the ladies wet. I may have found myself getting moist on occasion but don't tell anyone....

    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    I like the idea of Harper becoming a First Baseman.
    The Nationals have scored 14 runs & 12 hits tonight....guess how many hits & RBI's he's responsible for?
    Last edited by death2redemptions; 07-05-2018 at 10:13 PM.
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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