********New Years Eve Good Morning Thread ~ Thursday 12/31********

tramers said:

you better have a good excuse being this late to the party

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magicpapa said:

A man gets shipwrecked on a small island. After a few days wandering, he comes across a tribe of natives who have just lost their chieftan. The tribe's high priest tells the man that as he is the first outsider they have seen in twenty years, he must take three tests. If he passes all three tests, the tribe will accept him as their new chief. "Fair enough," says the man. "Just let me know what the tests are and I'll get right on them." The priest takes him to a clearing with three straw huts in it, turns to the man and explains the tests. "In the first hut, you'll find 20 gallons of our native beer. You must drink all of this to complete this test. In the second hut is a gorilla with a sore tooth. You must pull his tooth and survive to pass this test. In the third hut is the ex-chieftan's daughter. You must make love to her until she can take no more." The man agrees to the tests and begins the first test. T hree hours later, he walks out of the hut and goes toward the second hut. The priest asks if he would like to have a rest, but the man says he wants to get all the tests done before he sleeps. He goes into the second hut. After two hours he comes out covered from head to toe in blood and scratches. He turns to the priest and says "Now lead me to the girl with the sore tooth."

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CatdaddysCards said:

Morning fellas. My hot streak continues. I secured these last night. Now I am trying to get the lil, lil dude to go to sleep.

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magicpapa said:

I'm actually a Fresbaterian ........ We believe Gods a Frisbee , and when we die our souls go on the roofs and we cant get them down.........

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Hawk8 said:

You are on a roll again!

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fordman said:

Morning All!

Santa brought our kids the Wii-U plus Mario Maker. I'm not a video game guy but I'm addicted to building new Mario worlds. Plus, there are thousands on the internet that are cool as H-E-Double hockey sticks to play. Got to be at 2:00am and back up at 7:20am to start playing again. Nap Time!

Enjoy your day all!

Fordman

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fordman said:

Morning All!

Santa brought our kids the Wii-U plus Mario Maker. I'm not a video game guy but I'm addicted to building new Mario worlds. Plus, there are thousands on the internet that are cool as H-E-Double hockey sticks to play. Got to bed at 2:00am and back up at 7:20am to start playing again. Nap Time!

Enjoy your day all!

Fordman

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