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MrMet
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Good morning! Beat me to it this morning 
magicpapa
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Morn'
Positive anything is better than negative nothing
Positive anything is better than negative nothing
magicpapa
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An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his career path, so they decided to do a small test.
They took a ten-dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table. Then they hid, hoping he would think they weren't at home.
The father told the mother, "If he takes the money, he will be a businessman; if he takes the Bible, he will be a priest; but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard." So the parents took their place in the nearby closet and waited nervously, peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive home.
He saw the note they had left, saying they'd be home later. Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket. After that, he took the Bible, flicked through it, and took it also. Finally, he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality, then he left for his room carrying all the three items.
The father slapped his forehead, and said, "Damn! It's even worse than I ever imagined..."
"What do you mean?" his wife inquired.
"He's gonna be a politician." the father replied.
They took a ten-dollar bill, a Bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table. Then they hid, hoping he would think they weren't at home.
The father told the mother, "If he takes the money, he will be a businessman; if he takes the Bible, he will be a priest; but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard." So the parents took their place in the nearby closet and waited nervously, peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive home.
He saw the note they had left, saying they'd be home later. Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket. After that, he took the Bible, flicked through it, and took it also. Finally, he grabbed the bottle, opened it, and took an appreciative whiff to be assured of the quality, then he left for his room carrying all the three items.
The father slapped his forehead, and said, "Damn! It's even worse than I ever imagined..."
"What do you mean?" his wife inquired.
"He's gonna be a politician." the father replied.
gt2590
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Morning all!
Coupla hours left on my last overnite shift at this job, and hopefully Forever...:wink:
Coupla hours left on my last overnite shift at this job, and hopefully Forever...:wink:
gt2590
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Just unlocked a 15% off MLB.com code. Good until 12/31. Some products not eligible...
1st PM gets it!
1st PM gets it!
tramers
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morning
CatdaddysCards
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G'morning fellas. This dude is wore out, and it's only Monday. Double last night, another tonight, I play a double Thursday then the girls have another double Friday. Long week ahead.
Hope everyone has a great day.
Hope everyone has a great day.
69MetsFan
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Good morning all!
Looking forward to the three day weekend coming up!
Looking forward to the three day weekend coming up!
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lonesomeagle1
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Morning all
Short week
Short week
George_Calfas
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Happy AM from DC
olerud363
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Good morning from Canada!
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Enfuego79
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Morning All! having my Bathroom renovated as I type this.
MansGame
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Good morning gents! I can't tell you how much I want the weekend to get here lol
gracecollector
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Good morning to all, but no promises on the afternoon.
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Lonesome , that's one of the best you've posted IMO
Ryan
Lonesome , that's one of the best you've posted IMO
Ryan
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clarkzac
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Good morning all. It's a hot one today. Supposed to climb up to 95 out there while I'm mowing and trimming. Ended up working late last night. Now if everything goes right I should be able to leave early on thursday, but that's a big if.
MrMet
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So we got evacuated off the floor here at work for around an hour due to tornado activity in the area, didn't know that happens out here in PA
