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magicpapa

magicpapa

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One day a man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around and didn't see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out. The genie said, "For your kindness I will grant you a wish, but only one." The man thought for a minute and said, "I have always wanted to visit Hawaii but have never been able to because I'm afraid of flying and ships make me seasick. So I wish for a road to be built from here to Hawaii." The genie thought for a minute and said, "No, I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved: the pilings needed to hold up the highway, how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask." The man thought for a minute and then told the genie, "Well, there is one other thing that I have always wanted. I would like to be able to understand my girlfriend. What makes her laugh and cry, why is she temperamental, why is she so difficult to get along with? Basically, what makes her tick?" The genie considered for a few minutes and said, "So, do you want two lanes or four?"
 
lonesomeagle1

lonesomeagle1

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Morning all

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Juan Gris

Juan Gris

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Morning. Took a nap yesterday after work so I could stay up late watching Finals Game 1 and couldn't fall asleep until 2 hours after the game ended. Time for Coffee: Round 3.
 
clarkzac

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Good morning all. Slept like a baby last night. I even took a nap after I got off of work, and was still out before 10. I was exhausted. We ended up setting 6 headstones yesterday. The most that they have done in one day previously was 3. Now I'm guessing that today we will lay some sod and set the last headstone that we have. I also forgot to mention that we did the headstones with two summer temp workers and one full time maintenance staff, so it makes it even a little better on our end
 
CatdaddysCards

CatdaddysCards

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G'morning fellas. No work today. Parts shortages are really cutting into my OT. Slept in til 8. Went and looked at a vehicle I thought about buying, because it was a good deal. Was more wrong with it, than I wanted to mess with.

Now I'm going for a run. Then I'm going to rest up, because we have a double headers tonight. Hope the girls play better than last week. I worked them pretty hard, all week, at practice.
 
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