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MrMet
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Good morning all! Glad to have baseball back, even if I was in bed before the game started...and the Mets lost :/
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A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying a drink with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome man enters.
He is so striking that the woman can not take her eyes off him. The man notices her overly attentive stares and walks directly toward her.
Before she can offer her apologies for rudely staring he leans over and whispers, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do for $20. But only on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asks what the condition is.
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considers his proposition for a moment and then removes a $20 bill from her purse, which she presses into the man's hand along with her address.
She then looks deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully says, "Clean my house!"
that's good news Hawk
Most excellent news, Hawk.
DANNY
Good morning.
Encouraging start to the second half for the Jays with a win over the Rays last night. They get Archer this weekend though.
@Hawk8 Congrats on the new job!
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Hey
You know you are in the South when........your sister-in-law orders their 4 year old son sweet tea at dinner.
Congrats to [MENTION=2055]metallicalex777[/MENTION]
Congrats @Hawk8!
I recently got FT work during day shift, makes a world of difference!
And for those seeing "Ant-Man", there are TWO post-credit scenes...