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69MetsFan

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Good of morning All!

A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise on one of its trips. Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set it free.

"Wait a minute," said one of the researchers, "wouldn't it be a kindness if our ship's doctor here were to amputate the feet so that it would be like other porpoises?"

"Not on your life," exclaimed the doctor. "That would be defeeting the porpoise."

Now that's funny!:lol:
 

magicpapa

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Very punny!
Defeeting the porpoise lol
Good of morning All!



Now that's funny!:lol:

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Hawk8

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We've got our ticket and our fingers are crossed.
I have to admit, that much money would potentially create more problems than it would solve.

Potentially, but I am fairly confident someone with a good head on their shoulders would be able to handle it, at least I think I would lol
 

magicpapa

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tramers

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i'll be happy with one million . I would make local rec's parking lots suited for wheelchairs . I'd also have wreckers hauling off those parking in spaces not handicapped .
 

Hawk8

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i'll be happy with one million . I would make local rec's parking lots suited for wheelchairs . I'd also have wreckers hauling off those parking in spaces not handicapped .

Now that's pretty awesome! I would pay off all my families bills and then give away most of it to good causes. I would also become the unbeatable Andre Dawson bidder on eBay lol.
 

dano7

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DISCLAIMER: This is not me, as I've only been married 32 years!

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
The husband answered, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf!"

DANNY
 

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