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gt2590

Super Moderator
Aug 17, 2008
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Morning all!

The only thing worse than yesterday waking up at 6 on day off is waking up at 4 the next Day. Double Ugh.

And if you missed it, Bartolo Colon had the PlayoftheWeek last nite in his Shutout win...:eek:
 

Enfuego79

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Jan 21, 2013
5,229
101
Deltona, FL
Taking a page from [MENTION=1759]magicpapa[/MENTION]

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".
 

magicpapa

Well-known member
Aug 7, 2008
10,057
1,347
Taking a page from @magicpapa

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”
“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”
“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba".
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JVHaste

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Jun 22, 2015
4,751
270
Vancouver WA
Evening all, doing a bunch on COMC, should have a nice bump in my Mets autos soon!

Love that place. I did a huge order there earlier in the year, was about to save hundreds but had to pay some of it back when I realized they were in my state of WA..... sales tax :(
 

gt2590

Super Moderator
Aug 17, 2008
38,661
3,246
Near Philly
Evening all!

Some interesting roster moves in the FL, nice RB pick-ups by Dallas and Titans IMO...
 

AmishDave

Featured Contributor, Collector Showcase, Senior M
Sep 19, 2009
12,383
37
Ely, MN
Howdy all. Starting to pick up a Redskin as I wanted to in March / April, but the fact the Skins took him stalled out my ability to pick him up. Also had a 40 player fantasy draft today ... only 4 teams though :\
 

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