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An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.
Good morning all!
An Eagle Scout can help an elderly lady across the street.
Unless Chip Kelly trades him away for talking too much...
And Good morning all! Up way too early. Hoping I can win a Fantasy championship on 4 hours sleep!
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found four males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them that she knows how to use it and that she will if they don't get out of her car. The four men got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat.
Small problem, her key wouldn't fit the ignition. Her car was identical and parked 4 or 5 spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a carjacking by a mad elderly white woman; no charges were filed.
Unless Chip Kelly trades him away for talking too much...
And Good morning all! Up way too early. Hoping I can win a Fantasy championship on 4 hours sleep!
Good morning.