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"If we paid you a little more money Jimmy do you think you could be more disgusting?"
"Well I could certainly use the money!"
"By the way, I loved you in the Wizard of Oz"
"Hey cowgirls, see the grass? Don't eat it"
"Ow! Doesn't that hurt them?"
"Doesn't seem too"
"Well it would bruise the hell out of me!"
"Wow! 'Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan' !"
"That's good advice!"
"It's funny to you? Your drinking is funny to you? Jimmy, you could still be playing if you just laid off the booze"
"Well, it's not exactly like that. I hurt my knee!"
"You were drunk when you fell out of the hotel window! That's how you hurt it"
"Well, there was a fire"
"Which you started and I had to pay for!"
"Well now, I was going to write you a thank you card Mr. Harvey but they wouldn't let me have anything sharp to write with."
"Hey Jimmy, you look like XXXX, don't you ever shave?"
"We're gonna win! We're gonna win!"
"You're gonna lose, you're gonna lose, you stink!"
(throws glove and hits Stillwell) "HAHA! Got him!"
"Great game Jimmy. I especially liked that move where you scratched your balls for an hour"
"Well anything worth doing is worth doing right"
"AAAAAAAAAAAH....Why have we stopped!?!?!"
"Lou quit"
"WHO'S LOU!?"