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or is it just me?
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choppy seas for the S.S. Lance for sure
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There's a pirate ship out at sea and the captain asks his pirate in the crow's nest to keep on the lookout. The guy in the crow's nest says "I see a boat a few miles off, but they're gaining fast." The captain says "Quick someone get me my red shirt. That way if I get hurt, the crew won't see and we won't lose morale." The lookout says "They're getting closer and now there are five ships!" The captain says "Quick, someone get me my brown pants!"
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Hahahahahahahahaha this is awesome. I've heard it before but forgot how funny it was
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A pirate was walking down the street.
Some lady came up to him and said "Wow Mr. Pirate those earrings are fantastic, where did you get them?"
The pirate said, " Aaar I gots them at the fleas market for two dollars, aaarg"
The lady said, "Thats pretty good for a Buccaneer"
Some lady came up to him and said "Wow Mr. Pirate those earrings are fantastic, where did you get them?"
The pirate said, " Aaar I gots them at the fleas market for two dollars, aaarg"
The lady said, "Thats pretty good for a Buccaneer"
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sorry that was bad.
Speaking of bad, you guys see that new Pirate movie?
It's rated AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Speaking of bad, you guys see that new Pirate movie?
It's rated AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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What's a pirates worst date?
A sunken chest with no booty
A sunken chest with no booty
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A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants The bar tender says why you have a steering wheel in your pants The pirate says I don't know why but its driving me nuts
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I actually have a pirate ship card in the PC
server speed has been iffy tonight
right now, the server is compiling it's sitemap for SEO use.
Causes a bit of a lag, not sure why it would be an issue at 3:22
right now, the server is compiling it's sitemap for SEO use.
Causes a bit of a lag, not sure why it would be an issue at 3:22
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Ack, nerd speak like that ye lubber will have ye in the galley for a fortnight
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thanks for the update Gilmore......... well off to work for me , hope its better later Enjoy yers day all.............
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magicpapa
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I have thesesI actually have a pirate ship card in the PC
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bad Pirate jokes will get you a knuckle sandwich
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I don't like pirates.
But why don't the animals play games in the jungle?
Because there's always "cheetahs"
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But why don't the animals play games in the jungle?
Because there's always "cheetahs"
Sent from my HTCONE using Freedom Card Board mobile app
a Pirate walks into a restaurant. A fan instantly recognizes him and says "congratulations! You're no longer as bad as the Cubs!"
world must be nearing its end for the Pirates to have a winning season. We'll know the end of the world is moments away when the Cubs win a World Series.
world must be nearing its end for the Pirates to have a winning season. We'll know the end of the world is moments away when the Cubs win a World Series.
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