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-- Start of PSA --
Have you had this happen to you? You're in mid-season form when your wife gives birth to your child.
Avoid the shame of watching the birth on facetime, the inconvenience of flights to your wife in labor that are weather delayed or cancelled, or just avoid going on that embarrassing paternity leave list.
You know when the offseason is - best case for you is November to January so there is no excuse for an in-season birth!
Wolfram Alpha is here with a tool to prevent the embarrassment. Wolfram Alpha crunched the numbers and determined that you should let it fly around March 10th so your child is born in the offseason!
-- End of PSA --
Have you had this happen to you? You're in mid-season form when your wife gives birth to your child.
Avoid the shame of watching the birth on facetime, the inconvenience of flights to your wife in labor that are weather delayed or cancelled, or just avoid going on that embarrassing paternity leave list.
You know when the offseason is - best case for you is November to January so there is no excuse for an in-season birth!
Wolfram Alpha is here with a tool to prevent the embarrassment. Wolfram Alpha crunched the numbers and determined that you should let it fly around March 10th so your child is born in the offseason!
-- End of PSA --
