Most Powerful MLB Team

rico08 · May 24, 2009

Based on name:

Top 3
Pirates -- Even in 2009, pirates continue to wreak havoc on the high seas. Their dominance over such a long period of time (pirates are thought to have existed during ancient Greece) cannot be denied. Additionally, "piracy" funds terrorism.
Diamondbacks -- This snake accounts for more serious and fatal snake bites than any other North American reptile. The diamondback primarily feeds on small rodents, rabbits, birds (a lot of MLB teams), and almost anything alive that can be swallowed whole.
Braves -- Originates from a term for a Native American warrior.

Bottom 3
Orioles
Cardinals
Blue Jays

Thoughts?

aw00d05 · May 24, 2009

D-Backs, Pirates and Tigers.

bigalexx · May 24, 2009

Angels are #1

Austin · May 24, 2009

Rangers.
Walker, Texas Ranger was a badass.
Chuck Norris. Case closed.

rico08 · May 24, 2009

bigalexx said:
Angels are #1

Only alphabetically.

Card Magnet · May 24, 2009

Well this is unique. I thought at first you meant which is the most powerful as a baseball team. I had fun thinking this one out.

My Top 3 :

1. Giants - I don't care if it's a pirate or a snake, a giant could crush it. Throughout mythology and other literacy, giants are often huge destructive humanoids who destroy all in their path. They eventually (usually at least) are killed, but not until their devastating mark is left on the world.

2. Royals - I bet this is a surprise. Think of medieval times, when royals ruled the lands. When a single king or queen would mercilessly behead their subjects. They had no rules. Some considered themselves to be God's spokesman or higher than God.

3. Rangers - Chuck Norris was a Ranger (Walker, Texas Ranger). I could have just stopped at Chuck Norris. You thought the outlaws of the old west were tough asses? How about the rangers who hunted them down.

Card Magnet · May 24, 2009

Austin said:
Rangers.
Walker, Texas Ranger was a badass.
Chuck Norris. Case closed.

That's weird. I had that down while I was writing my above post, and saw you posted it while I was writing. CHUCK! I put him at #2 though...I expect to be round house kicked any second...

Lally1 · May 24, 2009

How about a write in? MN Twins.

But Honestly, with Mauer's power stroke right now, its not a stretch! :lol:

rico08 · May 24, 2009

Austin said:
Rangers.
Walker, Texas Ranger was a badass.
Chuck Norris. Case closed.

I thought about that too, and this is why it doesn't work: by saying Walker (a character) is more powerful than Norris (god himself) would be blasphemy and you would be smote.

aminors · May 24, 2009

Lally1 said:
How about a write in? MN Twins.

But Honestly, with Mauer's power stroke right now, its not a stretch! :lol:

Haha, Twins fans make me laugh.

Anthony

marterburn · May 24, 2009

weakest: reds.

they're not even sox, so they don't have the power of stench.

unless you interpret the name as commies, it's just a color. even a sock is more powerful than a color unto itself.

hive17 · May 24, 2009

Um, I'm pretty sure alcohol has ****** up more people and been the cause of more strife in the history of the world than almost anything else.

So unless there's going to be a Las Vegas "Weapons" any time soon, the Brewers win.

If you want to get touchy, you could argue that the Padres or Angels have killed more people, since religion has been the cause of the most bloodshed in the history of mankind. But since I don't want to take this thread there, I'll stick with the Brewers.

gt2590 · May 24, 2009

Austin said:
Rangers.
Walker, Texas Ranger was a badass.
Chuck Norris. Case closed.

And don't forget he stood up for the little guy in Dodgeball, so has a sensitive side too.

Card Magnet · May 24, 2009

marterburn said:
weakest: reds.

they're not even sox, so they don't have the power of stench.

unless you interpret the name as commies, it's just a color. even a sock is more powerful than a color unto itself.

HawaiianLance · May 24, 2009

Goin' old school - these guys - before they went Apollo Mission:

That trumps all warriors (unless they're equally armed), snakes, tigers, any type of human - religious or not, and giants of all sizes. Although smiting an angel might be a stretch.

The one exception might be a different kind of Ranger - this kind:

championMan · May 24, 2009

What a poll without the greatest franchise in sport the YANKEES?
During the American Revolution, American soldiers adopted this term of derision as a term of national pride. This is USA man got to include the Yankee

Card Magnet · May 24, 2009

championMan said:
What a poll without the greatest franchise in sport the YANKEES?
During the American Revolution, American soldiers adopted this term of derision as a term of national pride. This is USA man got to include the Yankee

Maybe he was tired of seeing the Yankees everywhere else and didn't want to put them here too :lol:

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