The hardest ive ever worked in high school...

redsoxfan2510 said:

This is a sculpture project from my sophomore year, and I'm now a senior! This is honestly the hardest I ever worked in high school (haha) and I had high honors and am in National Honors Society. I have an opportunity to meet Ortiz at his restaurant pretty soon, and my thought was that I'd give it to him the next time I met him, but I don't think I could part with this haha. It was a project where he gave us a piece of clay and we printed out a picture. We then put the picture over the clay and poked a lot of holes to outline to picture. We then hollowed it out, he cooked it, and then we painted. I added the signature last. let me know what you think!!

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muchuckwagon said:

The hardest I ever worked in high school was trying to get into Beth Tillman's pants and that lasted three or four months. Yeah, I said hard....and it lasted three or four months. TV has taught me if it lasts more than four hours I should seek immediate medical attention, wow....it if only knew that back in the day because I was walking around like that 24X7 when I was 16 years old.

The only downside to this story is the fact Beth (like many chicks) liked to shared all the details of our extracurricular activities in class with her friend. However, her teacher in that particular class happened to be my basketball coach and he overhead several stories.

Being a man of very strong faith, he didn't believe we should be doing the horizontal hokey-pokey. One day he sat me down and explained that premarital sex as a sin and perhaps it was God's plan for my coach to shepard down the road to a life free of sin.

Little did I know that the plan God shared with my coach included not starting for the next five games and spending two of those games sitting on the end of the bench.

If I ever run into Beth and her husband one day, I will proudly introduce myself as the first guy to ever nail his wife. Nice!!!!

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mudflap02 said:

That is the best post I have read in a while, but my wife's maiden name is Tillman, so..... yeah.

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