OT.. Barry Zito now with...... Paris Hilton

ballerskrip · Jan 14, 2009

ahhaah, hilarious.

I tend to amuse myself. I saw the headline, Hilton now with Big name pitcher. I asked myself, "which MLB clown is with Paris?". The only name I thought of was Barry Zito. I open the page, and BAM, good old Zito.

zito and hilton

caseumsd6 · Jan 14, 2009

ballerskrip said:
ahhaah, hilarious.

I tend to amuse myself. I saw the headline, Hilton now with Big name pitcher. I asked myself, "which MLB clown is with Paris?". The only name I thought of was Barry Zito. I open the page, and BAM, good old Zito.

zito and hilton

Haha what a joke. Zitos career went to crap when Manny hit that homer off of him in the ALDS.

Nick1190 · Jan 14, 2009

Paris Hilton is a little ****, and she's not attractive at all. She is flat, and has no back. She hasn't done anything with her life, her name is "Hilton" so she's treated like a queen.

I cant stand her.

Jessica Beil on the other hand is gorgeous.

matchpenalty · Jan 14, 2009

How many pro sports guys has Hilton been linked to now? Hasn't she been with Urlacher, Theo when he was on the Avalanche.

KOBEARODLT · Jan 14, 2009

Nick1190 said:
Paris Hilton is a little ****, and she's not attractive at all. She is flat, and has no back. She hasn't done anything with her life, her name is "Hilton" so she's treated like a queen.

I cant stand her.

Jessica Beil on the other hand is gorgeous.

like you wouldnt hit that...

Pete14Rose · Jan 14, 2009

I guess Zito likes 'em used. yuck

Nick1190 · Jan 14, 2009

KOBEARODLT said:
Nick1190 said:

Paris Hilton is a little ****, and she's not attractive at all. She is flat, and has no back. She hasn't done anything with her life, her name is "Hilton" so she's treated like a queen.

I cant stand her.

Jessica Beil on the other hand is gorgeous.

Click to expand...

like you wouldnt hit that...

Would I? Yeah..I would.

Is she top ten hottest women on the planet, like people think she is? Not a chance.

She's a tad hotter than the average women..and that's with a ton of makeup on.

onehrk · Jan 14, 2009

Well, I was excited to see a discussion about Zito.

But oh nevermind... :lol:

Philip J. Fry · Jan 14, 2009

KOBEARODLT said:
like you wouldnt hit that...

With a baseball bat.

BunchOBull · Jan 14, 2009

Zito was on TMZ the other night acting like an absolute tool...the paparazzi ask, "are you Barry Zito?" He replied something like, "Who? Who's Barry Zito?" Something stupid...the whole time each of the 3 drunken club-****** kept saying, "Barry, roll up the window...Barrryyyy."

mlbsalltimegreats · Jan 14, 2009

ballerskrip said:
ahhaah, hilarious.

I tend to amuse myself. I saw the headline, Hilton now with Big name pitcher. I asked myself, "which MLB clown is with Paris?". The only name I thought of was Barry Zito. I open the page, and BAM, good old Zito.

zito and hilton

Gross :| !

Therion · Jan 15, 2009

Nick1190 said:
KOBEARODLT said:

Nick1190 said:

Paris Hilton is a little ****, and she's not attractive at all. She is flat, and has no back. She hasn't done anything with her life, her name is "Hilton" so she's treated like a queen.

I cant stand her.

Jessica Beil on the other hand is gorgeous.

Click to expand...

like you wouldnt hit that...

Click to expand...

Would I? Yeah..I would.

Is she top ten hottest women on the planet, like people think she is? Not a chance.

She's a tad hotter than the average women..and that's with a ton of makeup on.

Which planet's average woman is she hotter than? Maybe whatever planet the aliens on Starship Troopers come from. I'd rather bang a chubby guy than Paris Hilton.

ThoseBackPages · Jan 15, 2009

Therion said:
Nick1190 said:

KOBEARODLT said:

Nick1190 said:

Paris Hilton is a little ****, and she's not attractive at all. She is flat, and has no back. She hasn't done anything with her life, her name is "Hilton" so she's treated like a queen.

I cant stand her.

Jessica Beil on the other hand is gorgeous.

Click to expand...

like you wouldnt hit that...

Click to expand...

Would I? Yeah..I would.

Is she top ten hottest women on the planet, like people think she is? Not a chance.

She's a tad hotter than the average women..and that's with a ton of makeup on.

Click to expand...

Which planet's average woman is she hotter than? Maybe whatever planet the aliens on Starship Troopers come from. I'd rather bang a chubby guy than Paris Hilton.

O

M

G

LOLOLOLOLOL

can iuse the bolded part, please?

Therion · Jan 15, 2009

ThoseBackPages said:
Therion said:

Nick1190 said:

KOBEARODLT said:

Nick1190 said:

Paris Hilton is a little ****, and she's not attractive at all. She is flat, and has no back. She hasn't done anything with her life, her name is "Hilton" so she's treated like a queen.

I cant stand her.

Jessica Beil on the other hand is gorgeous.

Click to expand...

like you wouldnt hit that...

Click to expand...

Would I? Yeah..I would.

Is she top ten hottest women on the planet, like people think she is? Not a chance.

She's a tad hotter than the average women..and that's with a ton of makeup on.

Click to expand...

Which planet's average woman is she hotter than? Maybe whatever planet the aliens on Starship Troopers come from. I'd rather bang a chubby guy than Paris Hilton.

Click to expand...

O

M

G

LOLOLOLOLOL

can iuse the bolded part, please?

Go for it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bigfan5 · Jan 15, 2009

Funny story...A buddy of mine was invited to a party with a couple of girls a few weeks back. They get to the party and it turns out it's at Barry Zito's house in the hollywood hills. They try to enter the property and a bouncer stops them and says girls only. My buddy looks over and sees a group of guys in the same boat as him. The girls go in and my buddy takes off. Turns out the party was literally Zito, some friends and a ton of girls. Hilton or no Hilton, it's good to be Barry Zito right now.

ThoseBackPages · Jan 15, 2009

Therion said:
ThoseBackPages said:

Therion said:

Nick1190 said:

KOBEARODLT said:

[quote="Nick1190":2jvr4cym]Paris Hilton is a little ****, and she's not attractive at all. She is flat, and has no back. She hasn't done anything with her life, her name is "Hilton" so she's treated like a queen.

I cant stand her.

Jessica Beil on the other hand is gorgeous.

Click to expand...

like you wouldnt hit that...

Click to expand...

Would I? Yeah..I would.

Is she top ten hottest women on the planet, like people think she is? Not a chance.

She's a tad hotter than the average women..and that's with a ton of makeup on.

Click to expand...

Which planet's average woman is she hotter than? Maybe whatever planet the aliens on Starship Troopers come from. I'd rather bang a chubby guy than Paris Hilton.

Click to expand...

O

M

G

LOLOLOLOLOL

can iuse the bolded part, please?

Go for it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:[/quote:2jvr4cym]

you Sir, are "thanked"

blanning71 · Jan 15, 2009

prozac4312 · Jan 15, 2009

While I don't think that Paris is one of the sexiest women alive, she is most CERTAINLY hotter than Jessica Biel. No doubt about it, and I don't even like blond chicks.

IndyManning18 · Jan 15, 2009

Therion said:
I'd rather bang a chubby guy than Paris Hilton.

Therion, you come up with some great ones. ROFLMAO. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Anthony K. · Jan 15, 2009

prozac4312 said:
While I don't think that Paris is one of the sexiest women alive, she is most CERTAINLY hotter than Jessica Biel. No doubt about it, and I don't even like blond chicks.

You must think Paris is one of the sexiest women alive, as Jessica Biel is one of the TEN sexiest women alive, which would put Paris Hilton in the top 5.

I'm not sure I can think of anyone in Hollywood that I would say Paris is hotter then (except for her BFF Nicky or her sister, those two are fugly).

I feel let down by Zito. Almost ashamed AND embarrassed for him.

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