Prince Fielder signs with the Red Sox!!!! (JOKE)

“No offense to Marco Scutaro, who has been a professional for us at shortstop the last two seasons, but he made 33 errors combined in 2010 and 2011,” the new Red Sox GM said. “Prince only made 19. So any perceptions out there that this is a huge downgrade in team defense couldn’t be more absurd.”

Fielder says he felt playing for the Red Sox was the perfect fit for him.

“I wanted to be paid what I think I’m worth and I wanted to have a chance to win a championship,” he said. “Boston gives me that. But best of all, they have an incredibly unhealthy clubhouse. I don’t eat fried chicken, but I’m sure we can get jalapeno poppers or fried cauliflower delivered or … donuts! Donuts! Yes! Dunkin Donuts is up there, right? This is so great.”

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Bob Loblaw said:

uhh...sportsPICKLE....

You realize this isn't true, correct?

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Bob Loblaw said:

uhh...sportsPICKLE....

You realize this isn't true, correct?

“No offense to Marco Scutaro, who has been a professional for us at shortstop the last two seasons, but he made 33 errors combined in 2010 and 2011,” the new Red Sox GM said. “Prince only made 19. So any perceptions out there that this is a huge downgrade in team defense couldn’t be more absurd.”

Fielder says he felt playing for the Red Sox was the perfect fit for him.

“I wanted to be paid what I think I’m worth and I wanted to have a chance to win a championship,” he said. “Boston gives me that. But best of all, they have an incredibly unhealthy clubhouse. I don’t eat fried chicken, but I’m sure we can get jalapeno poppers or fried cauliflower delivered or … donuts! Donuts! Yes! Dunkin Donuts is up there, right? This is so great.”

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JoshHamilton said:

Bob Loblaw said:

“No offense to Marco Scutaro, who has been a professional for us at shortstop the last two seasons, but he made 33 errors combined in 2010 and 2011,” the new Red Sox GM said. “Prince only made 19. So any perceptions out there that this is a huge downgrade in team defense couldn’t be more absurd.”

Fielder says he felt playing for the Red Sox was the perfect fit for him.

“I wanted to be paid what I think I’m worth and I wanted to have a chance to win a championship,” he said. “Boston gives me that. But best of all, they have an incredibly unhealthy clubhouse. I don’t eat fried chicken, but I’m sure we can get jalapeno poppers or fried cauliflower delivered or … donuts! Donuts! Yes! Dunkin Donuts is up there, right? This is so great.”

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Doesn't the bolded quote add to the validity??

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homerun28aa said:

That's hilarious, first off paid WAY too much, second moving him to shortstop is a joke. Once again just like with the Ryan Howard signing the biggest winner is..........PUJOLS!!!!! But being a sox fan I'm glad they got a superstar.

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homerun28aa said:

That's hilarious, first off paid WAY too much, second moving him to shortstop is a joke. Once again just like with the Ryan Howard signing the biggest winner is..........PUJOLS!!!!! But being a sox fan I'm glad they got a superstar.

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vwnut13 said:

homerun28aa said:

That's hilarious, first off paid WAY too much, second moving him to shortstop is a joke. Once again just like with the Ryan Howard signing the biggest winner is..........PUJOLS!!!!! But being a sox fan I'm glad they got a superstar.

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homerun28aa said:

That's hilarious, first off paid WAY too much, second moving him to shortstop is a joke. Once again just like with the Ryan Howard signing the biggest winner is..........PUJOLS!!!!! But being a sox fan I'm glad they got a superstar.

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JoshHamilton said:

I unfortunately don't know. I don't eat sweets anymore.

I know it's satire; I write for SP and DJ Gallo is a friend of mine.

Glad I caused at least one near heart attack!

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