Wow... People are really this dumb???

[SINFULONE]

All names are made up names.

Even Steve McQueen?

 

[Lancemountain]

Steve McQueen was one cool cat

 

[BBCgalaxee]

Hoffman, you're joking about the shi'thead, right? No one who speaks English could ever do that...right? Please tell me it's a joke.

Anyway, you want dumb ass names? Look no further than Hollywood stars naming their kids.

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[Lancemountain]

North West

 

[Super Mario]

North West

Pilot Inspektor

Jason Lee's kids name.

 

[jbhofmann]

Hoffman, you're joking about the shi'thead, right? No one who speaks English could ever do that...right? Please tell me it's a joke.

Anyway, you want dumb ass names? Look no further than Hollywood stars naming their kids.

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Not a joke.

 

[gt2590]

Hadn't read either in a coupla days, but between [MENTION=3127]Super Mario[/MENTION] in this thread and [MENTION=2659]tpeichel[/MENTION] in his thread, my sighing has already hit an All-Time high...

 

[SINFULONE]

Steve McQueen was one cool cat

So how many of your kids are named after him?

 

[SINFULONE]

Some actress named her daughter Apple years ago.Not kidding.

 

[MansGame]

Didn't Kanye West and Kim Kardashian name their kid "North"? Then his name would be "North West"? I'm serious.

 

[SINFULONE]

Didn't Kanye West and Kim Kardashian name their kid "North"? Then his name would be "North West"? I'm serious.

So...next kid's name will be "South"?One of the William's sisters is named "Venus"?Why wasn't the other sister named "Mars" or "Pluto"?

 

[Lancemountain]

So how many of your kids are named after him?

Zilch, why?

 

[Nate Colbert 17]

Oranjello and lemonjello!

 

[Nate Colbert 17]

On a somewhat serious note, while these names are kind of funny, I think the fact we have the term "baby daddy" as a larger and larger part of our lexicon says a lot about our society.

 

[Brewer Andy]

Shi'thead....




is the best name I've ever seen.

It was pronounced SHY-theed.


Sampling of real names of kids in my class:

Taki-Pain (My honest first thought was that he was named after T-Pain)

A'lexxus (The extra "X" caught me off guard....looks very "Adult" if you catch my drift)

A lot of the kids I work with come from families with "issues" and are certainly not getting a head start in life. That said, I've seen quite a few kids who's parents gave them "traditional" names, but were either too dumb to spell them correctly, didn't bother to look it up first, or were so high filling out the birth certificate that they couldn't spell. Micheal, Isiah, Xazavier, etc etc
Having met these families I'm certain these were not intentional

 

[selah150pslm]

A lot of the kids I work with come from families with "issues" and are certainly not getting a head start in life. That said, I've seen quite a few kids who's parents gave them "traditional" names, but were either too dumb to spell them correctly, didn't bother to look it up first, or were so high filling out the birth certificate that they couldn't spell. Micheal, Isiah, Xazavier, etc etc
Having met these families I'm certain these were not intentional

Similarly, I knew a girl who was named 'Page' because her father filled out the birth certificate and didn't know the name was normally spelled Paige.

 

[byronscott4ever]

Reminds me of two old SNL skits...one where Nicolas Cage was named phonetically Oss-wee-pay and spelled as*wipe, another where they were loading buses in an urban setting and kids had names like Chlamydia, Genitalia, Urethra, Spatula, etc.

 

[Bob Lemke]

Atlantic magazine recently had an excellent article pertinent to this . . .

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/07/who-wins-in-the-name-game/374912/

 

[moxacaine]

So...next kid's name will be "South"?One of the William's sisters is named "Venus"?Why wasn't the other sister named "Mars" or "Pluto"?

I have an aunt venus. Lol

 

[deaconblues63]

Atlantic magazine recently had an excellent article pertinent to this . . .

http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/07/who-wins-in-the-name-game/374912/

We are visited by greatness. As much as I enjoy the custom card work of several of our members, this is the grandfather of the custom card makers.

He has some amazing custom cards on his website.

http://boblemke.blogspot.com/