Welcome to our community

Be apart of something great, join today!

<<<<<<<Good Sunday Morning Thread>>>>>>

Disclaimer: Links on this page pointing to Amazon, eBay and other sites may include affiliate code. If you click them and make a purchase, we may earn a small commission.

MrMet

Well-known member
Joined
Apr 6, 2010
Messages
13,556
Reaction score
612
Location
The Poconos
Morning all, made it through 5 innings last night...guess I don't learn...and it'll be another late night with the NYfootballGiants playing the late game....at least I have Monday and Tuesday off...
 

magicpapa

Well-known member
Joined
Aug 7, 2008
Messages
10,386
Reaction score
1,958
Morn'.................... Well it is Sunday, hehe ;)

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!

The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER’S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER’S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER’S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.

The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.
 

magicpapa

Well-known member
Joined
Aug 7, 2008
Messages
10,386
Reaction score
1,958
Good morning everyone! If you would like to participate in the Morning Thread Secret Santa then you have until Wednesday to PM @George_Calfas
xmas.jpg
 

tramers

Well-known member
Joined
Aug 7, 2008
Messages
24,633
Reaction score
4,361
Location
hickory nc
coffee , after daylight need to put out SKUNK repellant on car port -- had a snake on upper ledge this summer , wife has ferns hanging and birds will nest there
 

Yanks2151

Active member
Joined
Nov 9, 2013
Messages
3,239
Reaction score
18
Morning! Crazy play in LA. Big talk all night on WFAN in NY.
 

dano7

Well-known member
Joined
Aug 7, 2008
Messages
14,833
Reaction score
6,563
Location
Roanoke, VA
Good morning everyone. Good joke to start the day. Enjoy your Sunday with lots of football and the postponed race.
DANNY
 

magicpapa

Well-known member
Joined
Aug 7, 2008
Messages
10,386
Reaction score
1,958
most of the pennies (change) I've found this year so far
rose%20bush%20010_zpskfj987mk.jpg
 

Hawk8

Well-known member
Joined
Jul 13, 2013
Messages
8,415
Reaction score
290
Location
Louisiana

Beat me to it today lol. If anyone would like to participate in the Morning Thread Secret Santa, please send a PM to [MENTION=2418]George_Calfas[/MENTION] before Wednesday, thank you.

Fly the W! The Cubs/Cardinals series is now a three game series with the Cubs having home field advantage and Jake Arrieta starting game 1! Fly the W!
 

clarkzac

Well-known member
Joined
Oct 31, 2010
Messages
10,282
Reaction score
1,799
Good morning all. Gonna be heading back to school and working on homework tonight. Have a lot to get done this week. Next weekend is fall break so I'll have a little longer weekend which I'll need it after this coming week
 

Members online

No members online now.
Top