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Morning all, made it through 5 innings last night...guess I don't learn...and it'll be another late night with the NYfootballGiants playing the late game....at least I have Monday and Tuesday off...

Morn'.................... Well it is Sunday, hehe

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!

The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER’S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER’S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER’S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.

The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.

Morning all!

Hawk8 said:

Good morning everyone! If you would like to participate in the Morning Thread Secret Santa then you have until Wednesday to PM @George_Calfas

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coffee , after daylight need to put out SKUNK repellant on car port -- had a snake on upper ledge this summer , wife has ferns hanging and birds will nest there

tramers said:

coffee , after daylight need to put out SKUNK repellant on car port -- had a snake on upper ledge this summer , wife has ferns hanging and birds will nest there

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Morning! Crazy play in LA. Big talk all night on WFAN in NY.

MrMet said:

Morning all, made it through 5 innings last night...guess I don't learn...and it'll be another late night with the NYfootballGiants playing the late game....at least I have Monday and Tuesday off...

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/262077407557?dest=http://www.ebay.com/itm/262077407557

Good morning, ugly play in LA last night hope the best for Tejada.

magicpapa said:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/262077407557?dest=http://www.ebay.com/itm/262077407557

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You buyin it for me?

MrMet said:

You buyin it for me?

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Good morning all!

Good morning everyone. Good joke to start the day. Enjoy your Sunday with lots of football and the postponed race.
DANNY

most of the pennies (change) I've found this year so far

magicpapa said:

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Haha, with all the Santa stuff you've been posting lately I thought maybe you were in the spirit

Hey

MrMet said:

Haha, with all the Santa stuff you've been posting lately I thought maybe you were in the spirit

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Good morning all.

magicpapa said:

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Beat me to it today lol. If anyone would like to participate in the Morning Thread Secret Santa, please send a PM to [MENTION=2418]George_Calfas[/MENTION] before Wednesday, thank you.

Fly the W! The Cubs/Cardinals series is now a three game series with the Cubs having home field advantage and Jake Arrieta starting game 1! Fly the W!

Good morning all. Gonna be heading back to school and working on homework tonight. Have a lot to get done this week. Next weekend is fall break so I'll have a little longer weekend which I'll need it after this coming week