Chris once put a golden corral out of business just by thinking about eating there.
Chris made money prospecting Todd VanPopple (in 2007)
Chris invented a machine that made 6 hamburgers from a cow without killing ot.
Chris was disqualified from the Nathan's hotdog eating contest because his throat is so large he had an unfair advantage over the other competitors.
Chris once outran Rickey Henderson and tagged him out halfway to second base.
To the man, the myth, the legend in his own mind....
Happy Birthday [MENTION=1720]cgilmo[/MENTION]
Feel free to add your own tonight in Chris' honor.
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