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    Pepsi Zero and My Review

    So my Dr., my wife, my co workers, a chick at the gas station, the pizza delivery man, and my second opinion Dr. all have decided to conspire against me telling me I need to lose weight. I don't like their tone but if I ever want my wife to touch my balls again I should probably drop those pounds.. Before I get to carried away my Dr. lets call him Dr. assface put me on this ECG heart monitor thingie that looked like jumper cables hooked up to my nipples. (which are hairy AND sensitive) They look like flesh colored hot tamales.

    Any who they jumper cabled my man glands to see if I could start an exercise program besides spanking it to pornhub. And I got my digital Reps WAAAAAAY up.. (skeet skeet). So to go along with this form of torture I need to eat better and drink better.. In case some of you didn't know I am addicted to Dr. Pepper. I have drank it, snorted it, and came a giggle away from shooting it up. So I am searching for a replacement behavior. My friend since childhoods mother said hey you know what? to which i responded.. "what?" she said "pepsi zero is great you'll love it".. guess what? I don't ****ing love it. It takes like the frothy butter from little sweets rectal gland as he is getting his butthole banged by a sexually aroused badger with genital warts. I would literally rather have every man in this zip code take a runny **** on my uvula than take one more sip of this ****. Its horrible. If you drink this I now have a lower opinion of you and your input.

    out of 5 stars I give this 0 stars.

    Go **** yourself Pepsi zero
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    You'll love it over time...the switch to diet drinks sucks.

    Also, A&W diet root beer and cream soda are good too.
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    I do like A&W I'll give them a swig.. Thanks
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    absolute best tasting diet drink (read as one with no nasty diet-drink-after-taste) is coke cherry zero.....ive been a loyal fan of it since switching over from diet cherry vanilla dr pepper when it first came out about 10-12 years ago....one tip - don't allow it to get exposed to heat too much or it will develop a slightly bitter taste - otherwise it's really good if you need to cut the sugar....
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    The really important part is to jump to the diet drink and not mix in the regular. I stopped drinking regular soda about 10 years ago and now the regular stuff if I get it in error tastes bad...
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    Drink water


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    dude, pepsi sucks ass


    Get over to proper southern coca cola products.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMet View Post
    Drink water


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    Did you check out PBS about our drinking water??? Best regards, David
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    Quote Originally Posted by David K. View Post
    Did you check out PBS about our drinking water??? Best regards, David
    No, but I work for a bottled water manufacturer


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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMet View Post
    No, but I work for a bottled water manufacturer


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    Some of the water bottling companies....use the cities water straight from the tap!! Best regards, David
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    Very interesting stuff on Public TV! Best regards, David
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    Quote Originally Posted by cgilmo View Post
    dude, pepsi sucks ass


    Get over to proper southern coca cola products.
    You are not an expert!

    You float back and forth! your word can not be trusted!
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    I found weening off the good stuff was more productive long term.

    Do half DP, half cherry coke zero, then slowly get rid of the good stuff. Counteract the calories with extra pornhub to negate it.
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    Diet Sprite and Diet 7-Up are solid go-tos that don't taste much different than the original. Also, Fresca cherry and citrus are sweet 0-calorie options!
    And if caffeine isn't an issue, Diet Mt. Dew tastes damn near like regular.
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