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    Okay, next time I catch a diglett I don't think I'm gonna be able to control my laughter...
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post
    Okay, next time I catch a diglett I don't think I'm gonna be able to control my arousal...
    Fixed it for you


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    The new guy on Man vs Food sucks.

    He never wins.





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    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post
    LOL! Reminds me of the Pokemon Go porno I saw on the internet a few days back. I think it was titled "Anny Aurora caught a rare Dickluxo"

    This image is way funnier though. But if this is a diglett the I'm wondering what explains the evolved diglett form, "dugtrio"....particularly the Alolan form that has blonde hair at the tip
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    These ones? I guess this was how Diglett was depicted in Mein Kamph

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    Good to see Mitch Hamniger bat leadoff and Dee Gordon bat eat shi... er, bat 9th.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    Mitch Hamniger
    Oops, I always forget his name. . . lets just call him Mitch Porcelain.

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    Its stupidass nickname day, do some nicknames for your team.

    Mitch "haniger please" Haniger
    Denard "superguillermo" Span
    Jean "falling comet" Segura
    Nelson "the chemist" Cruz
    Kyle "meager" Seager
    Mike "only the mailman walks" Zunino
    Ryon "only the mailman walks" Healy
    Cameron "tradebait" Maybin
    Dee "only the mailman walks" Gordon (anyone see a problem with this lineup yet?)

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    My main man crush JV facing the M's tonight. It'll be a game of wit, strategy & subterfuge, friends become enemies and enemies become friends...a classic death match battled to the bitter end...many will die but for the few who prosper, their names will be etched in stone and history will remember them as the heroes of the 21st century...songs will be written about them and blah, blah, blah....


    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    Its stupidass nickname day, do some nicknames for your team.

    Mitch "haniger please" Haniger
    Denard "superguillermo" Span
    Jean "falling comet" Segura
    Nelson "the chemist" Cruz
    Kyle "meager" Seager
    Mike "only the mailman walks" Zunino
    Ryon "only the mailman walks" Healy
    Cameron "tradebait" Maybin
    Dee "only the mailman walks" Gordon (anyone see a problem with this lineup yet?)
    Time to get a new mailman? Like a really cool, bada$s inspirational mailman so when the next time they think to themselves "only the mailman walks" they'll be like "that dude's awesome, he gets all the hot chicks....maybe if I take more walks I'll be like him!"

    I'd say The Chemist fits Cruz just fine.

    My personal favorite nickname for Justin Verlander is "Kate Upton's Game-Used Dild0". In fact, it's the name of my fantasy team
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    right now on MLB gameday Verlander is shown as "UHP" instead of RHP.... Does this mean he throws underhanded now?

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    Haniger.......
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    Well, that escalated quickly...
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    I was about to say that if he does to pitch underhand then at least Haniger and Cruz should be able to homer but he would shut down everyone else.

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    The M's ain't f*cking around here
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    Mariners trying for a reverse combo cycle this inning! just need double and single.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    right now on MLB gameday Verlander is shown as "UHP" instead of RHP.... Does this mean he throws underhanded now?
    Ugly hung penis?
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> http://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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