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    Crap, the fate of my weekly matchup may come down to Will Smith...that does not inspire confidence. If it were the real Fresh Prince of Bel Air I know he'd close $hit down....just as long as Carlton didn't get in the way and do some stupid dance on the field.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    I don't care Schilling kills, rapes, physically assaults someone, or uses homophobic slurs... . he is disqualified from the HOF for crying like a little btch in the 2001 World Series.

    THERE IS NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!!!!!!!
    But the D-Backs won the World Series in 2001 and I believe he was co-World Series MVP too...what did he have to cry about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post
    But the D-Backs won the World Series in 2001 and I believe he was co-World Series MVP too...what did he have to cry about?
    Allowing a run in the 7th and 8th inning I guess. He pitched well. The big mistake was crying on Randy Johnsons shoulder. If the first rule of baseball is "there is no crying in baseball" the second should be "if you do cry, find someone the same size as you to cry on their shoulder." NEVER cry on someone much taller that you, it makes you look like a little kid.

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    The 2001 World Series was voted best postseason series in history by Sports Illustrated & it was easily my favorite. Curt Schilling & Randy Johnson killed it. I don't remember any crying. If anything, his performance in the 2001 World Series only solidifies his HOF credibility.
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> https://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    Allowing a run in the 7th and 8th inning I guess. He pitched well. The big mistake was crying on Randy Johnsons shoulder. If the first rule of baseball is "there is no crying in baseball" the second should be "if you do cry, find someone the same size as you to cry on their shoulder." NEVER cry on someone much taller that you, it makes you look like a little kid.
    Hmm, I don't remember that.

    Him & Johnson both pitching in Game 7 to win it was pretty incredible though
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> https://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    Yep, he is one of the best pitchers not to be in. Also one of the best pitchers not to in a CY. Probably on the juicey juice, but who isnt?

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    However, I do remember that he was always pissing and moaning about something stupid to the media, whether it be about homos, immigrants or his Christian values being superior to everyone...

    I actually met Curt Schilling too when I was working at a GameStop as a 19 year old....and he was a frigging dick. He came in with his kid to rent video games and when he was asking my opinion about a couple games (that I had never actually played but was forced by the company to say I had) and telling him a bunch of BS he called me on it and was like "you never played these games before have you? Have you played any of them? Why do they let you work here if you don't know $hit about the $hit".

    Needless to say, I didn't bother to ask him for an autograph after that shenanigans.
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> https://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    Even as a sox fan I can't stand schilling. Always complaining about something, usually his treatment by the Boston media.

    Sox are now 85-35, if anyone missed Chris sale's return from the DL he appears to be ok. 15 outs...12 ks

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    Great Schilling story D2R

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    Quote Originally Posted by bstanwood View Post
    Even as a sox fan I can't stand schilling. Always complaining about something, usually his treatment by the Boston media.

    Sox are now 85-35, if anyone missed Chris sale's return from the DL he appears to be ok. 15 outs...12 ks
    Yeah, he's a very hard guy to like. Most AZ fans loved him simply because he helped give AZ it's only World Series championship and pitched like a Cy Young candidate during his year's with us...plus AZ is a red state so they don't mind his conservative rants. But in general, most of the U.S. population can't stand him.

    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    Great Schilling story D2R
    Yeah, and it was absolutely true too. I often fabricate my stories to make them more interesting than they really were in real life but that one is 100% truth. I was using a lot of oxy and marijuana while working at GameSpot but I was clear headed the day he came in and man, what a douche....even if I was fibbing about playing the games he was asking about.

    My friend was the manager at the blockbuster connected to the GameSpot at the time and he got me the job, otherwise I probably wouldn't have got the job because I wasn't a game nerd in those days. But once you are hired the management tells you to try and play every game they have for sale (frigging impossible...especially for someone using the combination of hard drugs I was on) and if you've never played them you are still supposed to tell them you have and that you really enjoyed it. It's all about the sale. Schilling was the only customer who ever called me on my BS.
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> https://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    Look in any dictionary under b*tch you'll see Curt Schilling's name.

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    The only funny MLBer story I have is when I had a long staredown with Mike Cameron.

    I was thinking "Id like to ask for his autograph, but if Im wrong I dont want to offend him as it will look like I think all super black dudes look like Mike Cameron."
    He was thinking "Id like to give this homeless guy a dollar, but if Im wrong I dont want to offend him as it will look like I think all druggie bearded losers are homeless."

    Neither of us said anything and to this day Im not quite sure if it was Mike Cameron.

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    For a brief period of time the mall I worked in had a chain collectible store that had signers come in once in awhile. When Bronson Arroyo was at his height with the Red Sox he made an appearance at my ****ty little mall. My wife came with and when we got in line we we're just standing around people watching, making fun of everyone and this surfer looking dude walks by and my wife says to me "look at the blouse this guy is wearing". Of course making the insinuation it was a woman's shirt. I then had the pleasure of informing her she should have looked closer because it was the guy she was waiting in line to see.

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    Happy Birthday to [MENTION=3754]MansGame[/MENTION]

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    Quote Originally Posted by bstanwood View Post
    For a brief period of time the mall I worked in had a chain collectible store that had signers come in once in awhile. When Bronson Arroyo was at his height with the Red Sox he made an appearance at my ****ty little mall. My wife came with and when we got in line we we're just standing around people watching, making fun of everyone and this surfer looking dude walks by and my wife says to me "look at the blouse this guy is wearing". Of course making the insinuation it was a woman's shirt. I then had the pleasure of informing her she should have looked closer because it was the guy she was waiting in line to see.
    Reminds me of the "Shirts vs Blouses" skit on the Chappelle Show

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