So. Yoooooourrrrr Colorado Rockies. 3-12 with a -36 run differential. WTF?
These guys were not supposed to win the series, but they were also not supposed to be sucking hind tit. And that's hind tit on a gut-shot btch wolf dog with nine suckin' pups pullin' a number 4 trap up a hill in the dead of winter in the middle of a snowstorm with a mouth full of porcupine quills.