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    Quote Originally Posted by banjar View Post
    Chris Rock in a Saw movie? Ah. Well. Last I knew he was really funny, but now that I think about it I haven't heard anything from him in years. Maybe he got Eddie Murphy syndrome. But maybe there is hope for Eddie, he is starring in a movie about the great Rudy Ray Moore that I can't wait to see...
    Murphy looks to be giving high effort in that movie... it should be higher quality than anything Rock has made.


    I liked Eddie a lot in Tower Heist, did you see that one? He surprisingly hasn't made much since.

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    Eddie Murphy quit being funny when he tried to be a singer. Let's party all the time, let's party all the time,let's party all the freakin time.
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    Must have missed Tower Heist. There were many years where I don't think I saw one new movie.

    Chris Rock did have one excellent scene in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    I was the one guy who was excited to see where the series was going after Saw 7, but then it got cancelled (and when it returned they changed the story) the 2 guys in the masks with the doctor were supposed to be these 2.




    ....but your story might even be better!!
    So that's who the masked men were....how did they end up meeting the one legged doc? Any explanation? Or were they not able to provide an explanation because they lost the actor who played him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post
    So that's who the masked men were....how did they end up meeting the one legged doc? Any explanation? Or were they not able to provide an explanation because they lost the actor who played him?
    Ok, here is what happened....

    1. They made the plans for Saw 7 and 8 at the same time Saw 6 was being made, a trilogy of sorts.
    2. The doctor guy (also in Princess Bride movie btw) was done suing them and agreed to be in 7+8.
    3. Saw 6 comes out and its much better than Saw 4 or 5 (terrible movies) but Paranormal Activities came out that month too so it didn't make $$$
    4. They say "fck it, if we cant make $ off this sht lets just merge most of 7 and 8 into one movie".
    5. Then they leave the finish open-ended just in case they came back for another, where Hoffman would have escaped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    Ok, here is what happened....

    1. They made the plans for Saw 7 and 8 at the same time Saw 6 was being made, a trilogy of sorts.
    2. The doctor guy (also in Princess Bride movie btw) was done suing them and agreed to be in 7+8.
    3. Saw 6 comes out and its much better than Saw 4 or 5 (terrible movies) but Paranormal Activities came out that month too so it didn't make $$$
    4. They say "fck it, if we cant make $ off this sht lets just merge most of 7 and 8 into one movie".
    5. Then they leave the finish open-ended just in case they came back for another, where Hoffman would have escaped.
    LOL, well that's Saw for you! Always "hacking" open it's "insides" and "body" of work just to see what's inside, ignoring the "gooey" good parts and "sewing" it closed with a remote detonated bomb.

    Then they just blow it up cuz, hey why not, it's a torture flick after all.
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> https://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    Quote Originally Posted by banjar View Post
    Must have missed Tower Heist. There were many years where I don't think I saw one new movie.

    Chris Rock did have one excellent scene in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka...

    The other guys reaction is what makes the scene good for me.... but yeah, I will give you that one, Chris Rock was in a good scene . . . 31 years ago.

    You would like Tower Heist, a fun light heist movie.

    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post
    LOL, well that's Saw for you! Always "hacking" open it's "insides" and "body" of work just to see what's inside, ignoring the "gooey" good parts and "sewing" it closed with a remote detonated bomb.

    Then they just blow it up cuz, hey why not, it's a torture flick after all.
    Yep, they love torturing their fans with bad overacting and plot twists that is nonsense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    Yep, they love torturing their fans with bad overacting and plot twists that is nonsense.
    I'm just anxiously awaiting the release of Saw: Your Balls Are Mine (A Porn Parody) featuring Alexis Texas as the Dicksaw Filler and some shemale porn star as her transgender lover Jill Tuckjob
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    BJ Penn got knocked down in another pathetic drunk street fight, and the internet reacted:




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    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post
    I'm just anxiously awaiting the release of Saw: Your Balls Are Mine (A Porn Parody) featuring Alexis Texas as the Dicksaw Filler and some shemale porn star as her transgender lover Jill Tuckjob
    Jill Tuckjob... . LOL

    Jill Tuck was the worst actress imaginable.... she even admitted the only reason she got the job was she fcked the producer (or director, cant remember)

    Speaking of torture, I assume Mike Leake is in this film?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    Jill Tuckjob... . LOL

    Jill Tuck was the worst actress imaginable.... she even admitted the only reason she got the job was she fcked the producer (or director, cant remember)

    Speaking of torture, I assume Mike Leake is in this film?
    When she can no longer find work she'll claim rape, settle in a lawsuit then join #metoo

    And I really hope she doesn't because I feel the only person(s) being raped in this situation is the audience of her performance.

    Yes, you can expect Mike Leake to be in the film under the pseudonym "Pipe Leake" Cliff notes: He may never get a strikeout but he never strikes out with the ladies....unfortunately for him this little lady happened to be the Dicksaw killer. When he awakens after having his drink spiked, Pipe Leake awakens with a c0ck ring around his genitals...but this is no ordinary c0ck ring...if he is unable to find the key to the lock a contraption in the c0ck ring will slice shut, leaving Pipe Leake a very leaky boy indeed. The key is hidden within one of these 30 post op shemale snatches and he has a feast awaiting him. Will he be able to overcome his homophobia and eat up for that key? Or will he become a shemale himself?
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    After all it takes a little torture....scratch that, extreme limb severing torture, to appreciate life I suppose.
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> https://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    After reading that I suddenly wish you were writing the next Saw movie and not Chris Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post
    When she can no longer find work she'll claim rape, settle in a lawsuit then join #metoo

    And I really hope she doesn't because I feel the only person(s) being raped in this situation is the audience of her performance.

    Yes, you can expect Mike Leake to be in the film under the pseudonym "Pipe Leake" Cliff notes: He may never get a strikeout but he never strikes out with the ladies....unfortunately for him this little lady happened to be the Dicksaw killer. When he awakens after having his drink spiked, Pipe Leake awakens with a c0ck ring around his genitals...but this is no ordinary c0ck ring...if he is unable to find the key to the lock a contraption in the c0ck ring will slice shut, leaving Pipe Leake a very leaky boy indeed. The key is hidden within one of these 30 post op shemale snatches and he has a feast awaiting him. Will he be able to overcome his homophobia and eat up for that key? Or will he become a shemale himself?


    Umm..wow
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    Quote Originally Posted by finestkind View Post
    Umm..wow
    Have you seen the Saw films? His story isn't too far off, lol.

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