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    Quote Originally Posted by finestkind View Post
    Umm..wow
    Hey now, our resident psychologist [MENTION=12279]banjar[/MENTION] gave me a clean bill of health, he told me I was as fit as a fiddler in the head department

    At least he told me he was a psychologist....or was it gynecologist? I keep getting the two mixed up.
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    Nope. Now I don't want to.
    I'm Dave ! Dave's not here man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post
    Hey now, our resident psychologist [MENTION=12279]banjar[/MENTION] gave me a clean bill of health, he told me I was as fit as a fiddler in the head department

    At least he told me he was a psychologist....or was it gynecologist? I keep getting the two mixed up.
    Or something that ends with ologist.
    I'm Dave ! Dave's not here man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by finestkind View Post
    Nope. Now I don't want to.
    I have a feeling someone in the Get Off My Lawn Club would like many of the scenes .... a lot of useless whiney people get splattered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by finestkind View Post
    Nope. Now I don't want to.
    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    I have a feeling someone in the Get Off My Lawn Club would like many of the scenes .... a lot of useless whiney people get splattered.
    Most of the reviews I have read about the latest Saw movie (only one I haven't seen yet) compare it to torture porn....lite on the porn side, hard on the torture (both the scenes and the acting)
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> https://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    I'll still end up watching it if it ever hits HBO/cinemax/etc or streams on Netflix/Amazon Prime cuz it's free so why not.

    Interesting tidbit from wiki about Jigsaw (the most recent)

    Filming began in November 2016, with post-production following in January. The film was released in the United States on October 27, 2017. Jigsaw received mostly unfavorable reviews from critics but was a commercial success, grossing $103 million worldwide against a $10 million budget.
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> https://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    I have a feeling someone in the Get Off My Lawn Club would like many of the scenes .... a lot of useless whiney people get splattered.

    Yes, that I would like to see.
    I'm Dave ! Dave's not here man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by finestkind View Post
    Or something that ends with ologist.
    Proctologist


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    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post
    I'll still end up watching it if it ever hits HBO/cinemax/etc or streams on Netflix/Amazon Prime cuz it's free so why not.

    Interesting tidbit from wiki about Jigsaw (the most recent)

    Filming began in November 2016, with post-production following in January. The film was released in the United States on October 27, 2017. Jigsaw received mostly unfavorable reviews from critics but was a commercial success, grossing $103 million worldwide against a $10 million budget.
    Yeah they got great returns off that, probably because it was the first one released in a while... it was decent as long as you don't mind the PG traps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by finestkind View Post
    Yes, that I would like to see.
    No less than 10 severed limbs per film....except for the first one, only one limb gets severed...in the world of torture flicks like Saw, Hostel, Turistas etc. it would be rated G

    Speaking of films that are not for the faint of heart....anyone ever watch the Human Centipede??

    Please tell me you have JVHaste! And if not....boy have I got a movie to put on your "nasty senseless torture movies to watch list"
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> https://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    Yeah they got great returns off that, probably because it was the first one released in a while... it was decent as long as you don't mind the PG traps.
    Dude, one of my favorite things to do when I was in high school/early college years was invite my friends over for movie night and force them to watch "one of my movies". It got to the point where it was like, "whatever you do, don't let him turn on one of his movies". My favorite part was watching their reactions to one of the many brutal torture scenes and just laughing my a$s off when they'd make that facial expression that was kinda like somewhere in between being caught masturbating by your sister and when you have explosive diarrhea but you have to try and limit how much you let out in between flushing so it doesn't clog the toilet, then saying stuff like "WTF is wrong with you man?". Needless to say, movie night at my place wasn't a huge hit with the ladies, except for this goth chick Sara Zane, who literally changed her last name to Zane because she was the biggest Billy Zane fan in the world (yeah, I dunno either...) who got real horny and would jump my member whenever a body part was dismembered. Goth chicks were real kinky in bed but you'd never want to date one cuz you might just end up getting sacrificed during one of their fu*ked up witching hours or whatever bizarre $hit they are into.

    My friends would ask me why I watched this sorta stuff and I never really had an explanation other than part of the thrill is just forcing yourself to watch every gory second of these torture scenes without flinching. Eventually you just get immune to it but I'd always be on the lookout for the next torture flick that might just make you flinch. Unfortunately these days there really aren't any good torture porn movies out there...it's just a sign of the times, people are too sensitive these days so nobody really makes the good $hit anymore. Sure, they still make bloody horror movies but the violence is just too unrealistic. Lots of blood but no gut wrenching rawness to it.
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> https://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post
    anyone ever watch the Human Centipede??

    Please tell me you have JVHaste!
    Seen it, loved it.

    ...also loved Severance and Fangboner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post
    My favorite part was watching their reactions to one of the many brutal torture scenes and just laughing my a$s off when they'd make that facial expression that was kinda like somewhere in between being caught masturbating by your sister and when you have explosive diarrhea but you have to try and limit how much you let out in between flushing so it doesn't clog the toilet, then saying stuff like "WTF is wrong with you man?".

    This would sum up my experiences 100% Very fun to watch peoples reactions.

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    Never saw human centipede, but I love the South Park episode human centipad...just terrific.
    WHY WONT IT READ!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bstanwood View Post
    Never saw human centipede, but I love the South Park episode human centipad...just terrific.
    WHY WONT IT READ!?!?
    That was a great episode, I might have seen it before the real movie.


    It randomly starts out with a trucker taking a sht in the woods (running with toiletpaper) and this German dude looking at a picture of dogs "smelling" each other. When he sees the trucker go behind the trees he sneaks up with a rifle in his trenchcoat. I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a scary scene or a suspenseful one, but I was laughing my ass off already.

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