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    Oh man, truer words never spoken. I'd be shipped out of town on a fast train if people could hear my thoughts.

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    I think this could apply to a few of us in this thread.
    Collecting Roberto Alomar. Over 4000 unique cards, but always looking for those I'm missing!

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    By the way, I'm two cards away from completing the 28-card rainbow of 2019 Prizm. A thoroughly stupid quest, but one that peaked my interest for some reason. For the sheer absurdity of it. I'm not gonna say which two I'm missing for fear of sleazy sellers trawling message boards like this, but they're not necessarily the rarest ones. These cards have just kinda dried up a bit lately. But I will persevere. At some point I will probably make a post with individual photos and critiques of ALL 28 VERSIONS. I know you all are just atwitter with anticipation already.
    Collecting Roberto Alomar. Over 4000 unique cards, but always looking for those I'm missing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by banjar View Post
    By the way, I'm two cards away from completing the 28-card rainbow of 2019 Prizm. A thoroughly stupid quest, but one that peaked my interest for some reason. For the sheer absurdity of it. I'm not gonna say which two I'm missing for fear of sleazy sellers trawling message boards like this, but they're not necessarily the rarest ones. These cards have just kinda dried up a bit lately. But I will persevere. At some point I will probably make a post with individual photos and critiques of ALL 28 VERSIONS. I know you all are just atwitter with anticipation already.
    It reminds me of the Chappelle Show skit where he is getting his haircut and they hear on the news he is rich.... then charge him some absurd price.

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    https://971theticket.radio.com/artic...er-night-video

    That was the second time these two collided during the game... Tiger tankfest is in beastmode right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by banjar View Post
    By the way, I'm two cards away from completing the 28-card rainbow of 2019 Prizm.
    We should all take guesses which ones you're missing. Hasteradamus thinks:

    4.Cryptic Lemon
    19.Bubblegum Btchcake

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    I'm doing my Trump and leaning into my lapel mike to say "WRONG". I'm missing these two:

    7. Oreo Cookie Moebius Strip
    18. Electric Jizz

    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    We should all take guesses which ones you're missing. Hasteradamus thinks:

    4.Cryptic Lemon
    19.Bubblegum Btchcake
    Collecting Roberto Alomar. Over 4000 unique cards, but always looking for those I'm missing!

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    Just home from having a few barley pops following an amazingly successful city meeting. A dim, witless, wrong-headed development project just took a 180 degree turn in the space of an hour, and I had a little to do with it. It's amazing what the loud voices of some residents can do. Sometimes that is. Sometimes. But when it happens, it feels good.
    Collecting Roberto Alomar. Over 4000 unique cards, but always looking for those I'm missing!

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    Interesting charts.
    There should also be one called "Marlins fans, do you exist?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bstanwood View Post
    I've often thought I could have been the best actor of our generation, I do project an upright and respectable image, especially at work, retail and the public and all that noise, most people have no idea how bizarre it gets in my head. If people could hear what was happening in my head maybe only 3% of people wouldn't be punching or slapping me at every given second of the day.
    Quote Originally Posted by JVHaste View Post
    I think this could apply to a few of us in this thread.


    The new announcer ratings are out, most of it makes sense:

    https://awfulannouncing.com/mlb/your...-rankings.html
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    Oh man, truer words never spoken. I'd be shipped out of town on a fast train if people could hear my thoughts.
    Who says they can't? About 15 years ago my neighbor back in AZ knew everything I was thinking...in fact he was able to communicate with me through my walls in my upstairs bedroom. I know, it doesn't make sense but I'll tell you the same thing I told my doctor at the psychiatric ward....telekinesis, obviously.

    Every single day the clever bastard was looking for ways to stitch me up for murder. He was planning to kill my parents but in a convoluted way where it would look like I did it. He revealed very few details and I had no idea when he planned to do it so I had to stay up all day and night peaking through my blinds or camping out in the backyard...in fact I even purchased a bunch of spy material and recording devices so I'd have evidence in case he succeeded in his frame job. I thought I had the silly bugger for a sec cuz I had recorded everything he told me one night. Immediately I replayed everything I recorded to my parents. There was nothing there....I felt like such a fool because the obvious explanation was that we were somehow telekinetically linked to each other so of course there would be nothing on the recording. That's around the time my folks felt I was unwell and needed some time at "the funny house", as they called it. Now, they were obviously nuts because there was nothing funny about this place, at least not "ha, ha" funny. Everyone around me was a nutjob I tell ya.

    Honestly, I'm glad I'm not crazy like you folks. My parents could have been killed if it weren't for my due diligence in taking these threats from my neighbor seriously and not disbelieving in something as serious as telekinetic power.

    btw.....what's a "red flag"?
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> https://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    I will say this....from personal experience, there is only one good thing about having a mental tune-up at the nut house....the drugs....lots and lots of nice pharmaceutical grade dope. Sometimes I'd purposely act crazy and throw $hit around talking about demons cuz I knew a big fat syringe full of sedative happiness would await me. When the men dressed in white came after me Id be like "oh, no...please no more drugs *wink, wink* I promise to be a good boy, I hate needles *roll eyes*" Next thing I know I'm strapped to the bed nodding out blissfully mumbling on about baseball cards to myself or some other stupid $hit.

    Seriously, when 9 PM came around we'd all sit around talking about how much we can't wait for our nightly dose of Ambien & Ativan...or "AA" as we called it because we knew by the time we got outta there we'd need to hit up some AA meetings for our forced habit of sleeping pills.

    Sometimes I really wish these nutty things I say weren't actually true but alas, they are and I know I should be ashamed but I'm not. Probably says something about myself and this odd personality trait of mine but f*ck it, I don't care. Should I?
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> https://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    At least JVHaste gets me....I can tell he's a bit of a nutjob too...crazy people have a certain intuition about these things...kinda like homosexuals have gaydar, we have cray-craydar. It's a thing.
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> https://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    Where DO you come up with this stuff????


    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post
    Who says they can't? About 15 years ago my neighbor back in AZ knew everything I was thinking...in fact he was able to communicate with me through my walls in my upstairs bedroom. I know, it doesn't make sense but I'll tell you the same thing I told my doctor at the psychiatric ward....telekinesis, obviously.

    Every single day the clever bastard was looking for ways to stitch me up for murder. He was planning to kill my parents but in a convoluted way where it would look like I did it. He revealed very few details and I had no idea when he planned to do it so I had to stay up all day and night peaking through my blinds or camping out in the backyard...in fact I even purchased a bunch of spy material and recording devices so I'd have evidence in case he succeeded in his frame job. I thought I had the silly bugger for a sec cuz I had recorded everything he told me one night. Immediately I replayed everything I recorded to my parents. There was nothing there....I felt like such a fool because the obvious explanation was that we were somehow telekinetically linked to each other so of course there would be nothing on the recording. That's around the time my folks felt I was unwell and needed some time at "the funny house", as they called it. Now, they were obviously nuts because there was nothing funny about this place, at least not "ha, ha" funny. Everyone around me was a nutjob I tell ya.

    Honestly, I'm glad I'm not crazy like you folks. My parents could have been killed if it weren't for my due diligence in taking these threats from my neighbor seriously and not disbelieving in something as serious as telekinetic power.

    btw.....what's a "red flag"?
    Collecting Roberto Alomar. Over 4000 unique cards, but always looking for those I'm missing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by banjar View Post
    Where DO you come up with this stuff????
    Directly from the mind of a high-functioning sociopath


    ....although I find this terminology to be highly prejudicial to my people. You hear the term sociopath/psychopath and think uh oh, here comes another serial killer or retarded gang banger but really we're just a bunch of misjudged folks who have difficulty forming long lasting social connections (***because they tend to disappear around us).
    Look, I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. While mulling over my resume feel free to check out my baseball card collection, it's small and simple, kinda like me - >>>>> https://s822.photobucket.com/user/JDf...ds%20n%20stuff


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    If a few things had gone the other way, I would have probably spent a few days or more in a nut house. Scratch that, not probably, definitely. I'm past that point (I think) but I really did retain a bit of that craydar. From present-day message board posts, the blips on my screen go like this. Keep in mind neither high nor low is an insult. Banjardamus says:

    D2R: 4 of 10. You strike me as fairly sane, regardless of past history or any other objections you may raise.
    JVHaste: 3 of 10. No, wait, I mean 9 of 10. The top night crew poster can be no less than 9!
    bstanwood: 1,000 of 10. Just kidding, 3 of 10. Although you never know about those quiet ones...
    togaman: 8 of 10. Just because.
    cgilmo: 0 of 10. The deceased cannot be judged.
    blanning71: 3 of 10. Could be higher but I don't want to piss off a southerner.
    banjar: My therapist says this is protected by law, but I will post it anyway. My score is e raised to the square root of pi power minus negative one raised to the log of i power.
    finestkind: 2 of 10. In the running for most sane FCB'er.
    MrMet: 8 of 10. The clinical pathologies required to keep coming up with those facts of the day is scary.
    mrmopar: 2 of 10. Also in the running for most sane.
    mouschi: 3 of 10. without the bible verses, 7 of 10 with. Just joking! I kid I kid! Thanks for the deal on that white sparkle card, it is badass...
    Jaypers: ? of 10. I have no idea. He's got more posts than anyone on FCB but I swear I've never interacted with him on any level. My interest in cards must be the antimatter to his matter, never the two will meet!
    AmishDave: 0 of 10. Clubhouse leader for most sane. If I had to bet my life on one score, this would be the one.
    patrick182: Original score 6. Dang skateboard punk! Revised score (after tuning into hundreds of radicards podcasts) is 2.
    Therion: Tough one. 3 of 10 but that fascination with the Canadian flag could push it to an 8. Doesn't he know the tops of Canadians' heads separate from their jaws when they talk?
    tramers: 1 of 10.
    Gwynn545. 6 of 10 because MORE COWBELL.
    rustygreerfan: [number hidden]. He sent me a friggin' badass Alomar card for nothing right after I joined FCB, so never shall I besmirch his good name.

    That's it for now. Surely I've pissed off enough FCB members for one post


    Quote Originally Posted by death2redemptions View Post
    At least JVHaste gets me....I can tell he's a bit of a nutjob too...crazy people have a certain intuition about these things...kinda like homosexuals have gaydar, we have cray-craydar. It's a thing.
    Last edited by banjar; 08-15-2019 at 01:26 AM.
    Collecting Roberto Alomar. Over 4000 unique cards, but always looking for those I'm missing!

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