Night Crew * September 2018 * End of Summer

death2redemptions said:

Tensions tend to run high when everyone is on steroids

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JVHaste said:

It was similar to Saw 2 where there was many people and only 1 antidote syringe. . . except instead of an antidote to toxic nerve gas it was some dope roids. :lol:
Not surprising it came down to Jean and Dee as they are the quickest players on the team and sprinted to it first.

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death2redemptions said:

Another statistical update to my unhealthy obsession of Ronald Acuna...

Acuna - .293 avg/.367 OBP/.581 slg% 25 HR 53 RBI .948 OPS 14 SB (51 XBH 67 Runs) 150 wRC+ 4.2 bWAR/3.6 fWAR

In comparison...

Soto - .298 avg/.416 OBP/.506 slg% 16 HR 56 RBI .922 OPS 2 SB (38 XBH 64 Runs) 146 wRC+ 2.3 bWAR/3.1 fWAR




When the GILF slayer arrive, you know Grannies gonna be spry



Tensions tend to run high when everyone is on steroids

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bstanwood said:

Makes me think of Bad Santa when the kid says to his grandma "granny are you spry?"

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death2redemptions said:

Yeah, I would have put my money on Jean too. He's got some sneaky power in his bat so I imagine he KO'd Dee, who's a twig, the moment they reached that syringe. What's Dee gonna do? Bunt him to death?

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Super Mario said:

[MENTION=1720]cgilmo[/MENTION] watches Chrisley Knows Best.

#RoastGilmore

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JVHaste said:

The main reason I'm fairly certain Jean won (besides the power difference) is the fact that anytime he gets a scratch on him he needs 2-3 rest days. The fact that Segura played the same day means he didn't take any damage.

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death2redemptions said:

We got lucky with Segura when he played for the D-Backs. Had a monster season and rarely missed any games. That must have been the year he decided to start using steroids but wasn't caught until he joined the M's. I bet the moment you join the Mariners they start popping you with random drug tests far more than the rest of the league.

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JVHaste said:

I wonder if the M's give their players "flu shots" or something in the offseason that are really roids. . . still trying to figure out how they are all so juicy.

Nobody has mentioned Bryce Harper to the M's yet but with that HGH forehead of his I think that is a good sleeper pick.

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Super Mario said:

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Never Forget.

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AnthonyCorona said:

Never thought FCB would get lower than BO, but here we are. Sad

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Super Mario said:

Wait, mine was supposed to be a gif.

https://twitter.com/sambanks2/status/1039397342900838400?s=21

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AnthonyCorona said:

I get your whole "thing" is being a DB, but u could throttle that down sometimes

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AnthonyCorona said:

Never thought FCB would get lower than Tower 2, but here we are. Sad

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Super Mario said:

Mick Foley thinks things like this are funny.

Who are you to tell someone how to grieve?

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