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Night Crew 85 Revenge of the Haste

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JVHaste

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It looks like I missed a rare [MENTION=2141]blanning71[/MENTION] sighting.

Today went to the dentist for a standard cleaning, and received ZERO lectures about being a filthy piece of sht! BOOM! :D

Bought some wine for the first time in a while, that's about it :grouphug:
 

JVHaste

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I decided Im probably going to go back into another Correspondence Chess tournament. For those who are not aware what this is, its basically the Special Olympics of watching paint dry. Tourney can take 3+ years to finish. I will regret 6 months in but cant help myself. :rolleyes:
 

moxacaine

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asked the stepson what he wanted for Christmas. his response "a mixed tape of your favorite songs"

lol, ive been putting a list of all my favorite music from over the years. kid doesn't know what he got himself into.
 

JVHaste

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I would if I wasn't banned. Done with FB

Personally I can't wait to be a scary Santa when Im old. I already have the 2ft beard so all I need is the wrinkle face and moobs.
 

magicpapa

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After yesterday I was trying to think of all Cletus' kids without looking it up. The list I came up with was

Bazooka Joe
Crystal Meth
Whitney
Britney
Jitney
Birthday
Chris Gilmore
Mary
Dubya
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor. He performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay. Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob?" "Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me 'n the wife been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
 

Super Mario

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