d2r's official 2019 Atlanta Braves compulsive posting team chat thread

[JVHaste]

If memory serves this would be like a $hitless formulation of Taco Bell....same Mexican flavor with less time spent on the porcelain?

Basically you go in there and order one of these monster dongs...

...and have them load it up with all the sht you can fit in it.

 

[JVHaste]

Due to how big it is you will probably still have a bad bathroom problem, so during that time you can ponder if the Fish logo is related to [MENTION=7453]mouschi[/MENTION] or not...

 

[chippernate]

Well damn that looks good

And yea, Acuña is something else haha

 

[death2redemptions]

Basically you go in there and order one of these monster dongs...

...and have them load it up with all the sht you can fit in it.

That does look tasty....but what comes out afterwards probably looks and smells identical to this here Braves bullpen!

 

[death2redemptions]

Has Shane Greene had a single outing with us where he didn't give up run(s)?

I honestly don't think he has.

 

[chippernate]

How about a 1-2-3 9th though, feels like I was 14 last time we had one of those haha

 

[JVHaste]

That does look tasty....but what comes out afterwards probably looks and smells identical to this here Braves bullpen!

Don't let 1 good game fool you, these sht out waaay better than the Braves bullpen.

 

[death2redemptions]

Ender, my man! First run of the game....

 

[death2redemptions]

Swanson would have made that play.....c'mon Camargo, get it together.

 

[death2redemptions]

Nats & Phils won...so we need to tonight.

Keuchel is on his game so far, that's the good news. Unfortunately so is Matz.

 

[chippernate]

But we have a lead, but it’s only 1 run and we have our bullpen haha

 

[death2redemptions]

I am LOVING this 7th inning!!!!

 

[death2redemptions]

Ugh.....here comes the bullpen

Doing it's best to give me an early heart attack....every single god damn game.

 

[death2redemptions]

Fu**ing Camargo....worst defensive infielder ever

 

[death2redemptions]

We need Swanson back....like yesterday.

 

[death2redemptions]

I swear....90% of our losses are directly related to our retarded bullpen.

 

[death2redemptions]

Welp....game over. We lost.

New York biased call

 

[death2redemptions]

Something tells me we are gonna lose this game

At least we held on to (barely) win last night's game

 

[chippernate]

Idk, keep chipping away at Stroman and go to work on their pen. Either way, I’m fine with 2/3 against them. Dodgers series should be fun

 

[MrMet]

Gagnon’s trying to give it to you guys


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