Surely you all know nosterbor is a big wig among the Cubs organization. When he makes a request they generally respond post haste.
Unfortunately it took a little longer than usual with CJ Edwards because the kid "knows people who know people who kill people" so it took a lot of favors, back room handshakes and mama's homemade cherry pies with a little extra something-something on the side to get the ball rolling.
Dude. Feeling your pain. I am very much not a Cubs guy, but I know full well how much it bites ass when your team keeps trotting out the same guy that's been costing them games, only to watch him cost them more games. And what's worse is the month of May is not garbage time. These games matter!