Funny you say that...I had that thought so I included the part about second baseman and first baseman to make it fit.Unless there is a baseball bat in your wife's uterus, not sure why this is in the baseball section!
HAHA! JK. Congrats on the addition to the family!
Actually my wife's name is Keshet. We call her Kesh for short sometimes.Firstly, Aunt Ke$ha?
And cutting pizza with scissors?