JVHaste
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It's not drugs................it's obviously mutant superheros (or *metahumans* as some people refer to them as). I don't know why everyone seems to doubt the existence of them. They are just like us, only with superpowers.
Tell me with a straight face that Bartolo doesn't resemble the "Thing" from Fantastic Four? He's just in his human form...when he goes back home he returns to his thick, lumpy orange rock-covered form, as the special serum he created only allows for him to be in his human form for up to six hours. This special serum shows up as a false positive for steroids on a drug screen panel from time to time.
You're right, if he really was on testosterone again his chin would be double ball hangers like Ballchinians from Men in Black.
btw, here is GM Dipoto's "we aren't making the playoffs and I'm fcked" face.