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************SATURDAY MORNING THREAD 5/23********************

Randy Shields

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Aug 20, 2008
1,705
OH-IO
Well it appears that "someone" is a little slow on the draw this morning so I guess I'll force myself to try and help warm up some cups...

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magicpapa

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Aug 7, 2008
8,907
Well it appears that "someone" is a little slow on the draw this morning so I guess I'll force myself to try and help warm up some cups...

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The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, Ive lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
 

magicpapa

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Aug 7, 2008
8,907
weekend for most --just coffee for those retired
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
 

tramers

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Aug 7, 2008
20,067
hickory nc
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
not yet
 

finestkind

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Aug 17, 2008
2,233
Boston
weekend for most --just coffee for those retired
I never drank coffee or tea. I was ordered to make a large pot of coffee when I was in the navy. I said to my suppervisor, why should I have to make it if I don't drink it ? He made it and order. There were 3 faucets in the kitchen area on the ship. Hot water, cold water and sea water. I was never told to make coffee after that. :devilish:
 

dano7

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Aug 7, 2008
9,822
Roanoke, VA
I never drank coffee or tea. I was ordered to make a large pot of coffee when I was in the navy. I said to my suppervisor, why should I have to make it if I don't drink it ? He made it and order. There were 3 faucets in the kitchen area on the ship. Hot water, cold water and sea water. I was never told to make coffee after that. :devilish:
Hmmmmmm......I seao_O
 

tramers

Well-known member
Aug 7, 2008
20,067
hickory nc
I never drank coffee or tea. I was ordered to make a large pot of coffee when I was in the navy. I said to my suppervisor, why should I have to make it if I don't drink it ? He made it and order. There were 3 faucets in the kitchen area on the ship. Hot water, cold water and sea water. I was never told to make coffee after that. :devilish:
THAT'S BRAVE --------------btw thanks for serving -----missed draft by 57 numbers - 1970 ---many friends dug bath tubs in rainy season SE ASIA. One still MIA
 

finestkind

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Aug 17, 2008
2,233
Boston
THAT'S BRAVE --------------btw thanks for serving -----missed draft by 57 numbers - 1970 ---many friends dug bath tubs in rainy season SE ASIA. One still MIA
I'm glad to hear you missed out on it all Barry. I was a bit of a wise ass in the navy. ;)
 

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