*******SATURDAY MORNING THREAD 6/6/2020

[tramers]

weekend

 

[gt2590]

Morning all!

10 hours yesterday, 10 hours today. Then Sunday off.

Busy catching up on paperwork but sales are lower than expected because inventory is so low due to 2 months of no manufacturing...

 

[dano7]

Good morning! Need coffee

 

[MrMet]

Morning all, work again, man am I beat already, time for an energy drink soon


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[Enfuego79]

Morning all, drilling this weekend and got an Appt to get another tattoo


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[tramers]

Morning all, drilling this weekend and got an Appt to get another tattoo


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have ONE dot added for me ---- i'm not ink fan

 

[joey12508]

Good morning, baseball news doesnt look good. Hockey starts training camps monday.

 

[magicpapa]

oops

 

[magicpapa]

Morning all, drilling this weekend and got an Appt to get another tattoo


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A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and tells the artist she would like two tatoos, one of Robert Redford on her left upper thigh, and one of Paul Newman on her right thigh. After hours of work the tatoo artist is finished and holds a mirror in between the womans legs for her to view.
The woman says,'' I dont know if these really look like Paul & Robert, and I ain't payin for this if it isn't right!'' She tells the artist she will go just outside the buisness and ask someone walking down the street if they know who the two men are on her thighs, if they answer correctly she would pay the artist.
She soon sees a man walking down the street, so she pulls up her skirt and asks him, '' Can you tell me who the man on my right thigh and the man on my left thigh are?''
The man replies, '' I dunno, but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson.''

 

[joey12508]

A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and tells the artist she would like two tatoos, one of Robert Redford on her left upper thigh, and one of Paul Newman on her right thigh. After hours of work the tatoo artist is finished and holds a mirror in between the womans legs for her to view.
The woman says,'' I dont know if these really look like Paul & Robert, and I ain't payin for this if it isn't right!'' She tells the artist she will go just outside the buisness and ask someone walking down the street if they know who the two men are on her thighs, if they answer correctly she would pay the artist.
She soon sees a man walking down the street, so she pulls up her skirt and asks him, '' Can you tell me who the man on my right thigh and the man on my left thigh are?''
The man replies, '' I dunno, but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson.''

 

[gt2590]

Afternoon all!

 

[magicpapa]

Tuff Crowd Tonight.......

Three men went to hell. The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3". He then opened the doors to the three rooms.
Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.

Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.

Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in crap up to their knees and drinking coffee.

The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.

They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."

 

[finestkind]

My niece had a boy friend with a tear drop tattoo. Her mother paid to have it removed.