You caught meIf you really want to swing your dick around, make sure you're perfect.
The difference between "your" and "you're" is a lot different than the difference between "convicted" and "arrested." One is a common grammatical mistakes (often due to fast typing, etc) while the other tells a different story completely.
Obviously it's your call, but if you want to get into a pissing match...prepare to get soaked.
Regardless, I'm glad you're proud of your column.