________ looks like.

[jbhofmann]

Matt Adams is the former high school QB that gained 65lbs and is now playing 1B in a semi-serious slow pitch softball league in the rust belt.

 

[jbhofmann]

Buck Showalter looks like a motorcycle State Trooper who would click his pen 30 times while writing your ticket in front of you.

 

[DeliciousBacon]

Late 80's Ron Washington looks like the guy that hangs out at the bus station, staring at guys' dicks while they piss, and offering handjobs for crack.

 

[jbhofmann]

Yadi Molina was the inspiration for the legendary Nintendo character Koopa Troopa.

 

[jbhofmann]

Hunter Pence wears a headband during pickup games while taking charges and only attempts corner 3's.

 

[jbhofmann]

Bruce Bochy looks like the guy who gets invited to a cookout and stands over the grill and tells you when things need to be flipped.

 

[jbhofmann]

Matheny looks like a guy that wears 36 waist Levi's but still buys 32s because he's worried about people looking at the tag.

 

[jbhofmann]

Wainwright looks like a guy that would wear bedazzled jeans, place a Skoal Bandit can in the back pocket and iron over it to create a ring.

 

[jbhofmann]

Billy Butler eats a can of Campbell's Chunky soup for dinner every night. Microwaved.

 

[BBCgalaxee]

Casey Stengel looks like he was always in his 90's even when he was decades younger.

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[jbhofmann]

Eric Hosmer is the guy that shows up to college orientation with his HS letterman jacket on. He isn't good enough to play in college but wants to show off his patches he earned from being All-Conference Honorable Mention in lacrosse.

 

[gmarutiak]

Steve Pearce is the guy your wife won't let you hang out with anymore, because he gets into a bar fight EVERY time he goes out.

 

[matfanofold]

Randy Johnson looks like a guy who would be vajazzled....

 

[Super Mario]

Ron Washington looks like a crack head.

Oh wait.

 

[jbhofmann]

Buster Posey is the high school athlete who always carried around his TI-89 graphing calculator. You'd ask him if he wanted to go party after the game but his answer was always, "I'd love to but these darn parabolas aren't going to graph themselves..."

 

[jbhofmann]

Michael Morse is the overly aggressive cast member on Real World/Road Rules Challenge that thinks he's way more athletic than everyone but gets beat by that big fat guy Eric at everything.

 

[jbhofmann]

Matt Cain has a bumper sticker on his F-150 that says.."I'd rather be driving a Farmall."

 

[fordman]

Pete Rose looks like he just signed another 10,000 autographs to pay for his wife's 5th breast ***********!

Fordman

 

[jbhofmann]

Pete Rose looks like he just signed another 10,000 autographs to pay for his wife's 5th breast ***********!

Fordman

Pete Rose is the neighborhood butcher who always calls everyone by "champ".

"Whatdya need today champ?"

 

[jbhofmann]

Jayson Werth is the guy that does an aggressive air drum solo to Phil Collins' In the Air Tonight.