________ looks like.

[gt2590]

Matt Adams is the former high school QB that gained 65lbs and is now playing 1B in a semi-serious slow pitch softball league in the rust belt.

You mean Steve Balboni?

 

[gracecollector]

David Ortiz is the 40-year old guy at the public pool in a thong doing cannonballs off the diving board that really believes the people staring at him think he's both funny and impressive.

 

[jbhofmann]

David Ortiz is the 40-year old guy at the public pool in a thong doing cannonballs off the diving board that really believes the people staring at him think he's both funny and impressive.

This is Dan LeBatard worthy.

 

[D-Lite]

Joe Girardi is the dad you meet before picking up your date for prom.

 

[D-Lite]

Tim Lincecum is the guy behind the lens on Busty Babes Busting Balls 6.

 

[D-Lite]

C.J. Cron is the guy with terrible depth perception but insists he's the best skeet shooter in the clubhouse.

 

[jbhofmann]

If you went to Buck's house at 3AM he'd answer the door with that damn jacket on.

 

[A_Pharis]

Dustin Pedroia is the guy working the pit at an Oil Change retail chain location that judges you for the car you drive as he over-vigorously wipes his hands.

 

[jaredthe79]

Billy Butler eats a can of Campbell's Chunky soup for dinner every night. Microwaved.

The horror!

 

[jbhofmann]

Dustin Pedroia is the guying working the pit at an Oil Change retail chain location that judges you for the car you drive as he over-vigorously wipes his hands.

Outstanding! Hahahahahahhaha

 

[A_Pharis]

Outstanding! Hahahahahahhaha

"Guying." :benson:

BTW - Photoshop that. LOL! I started to do it, but I got lazy.

 

[A_Pharis]

Brian Wilson is the guy at Planet Fitness that keeps setting off the Lunk Alarm but never gets kicked out.

 

[A_Pharis]

Better, yet. Brian Wilson is the guy behind you in line at Kroger's that is talking too loud on his phone about how Crossfit has changed his life.

 

[Juan Gris]

 

[ballcardzdotcom]

Buster Posey looks like the goody-goody honor roll student that just happened to be good at a sport.

 

[jbhofmann]

Dustin Pedroia is the guy working the pit at an Oil Change retail chain location that judges you for the car you drive as he over-vigorously wipes his hands.

 

[NY Tony]

Fantastic!!!!

 

[jbhofmann]

David Ortiz is the 40-year old guy at the public pool in a thong doing cannonballs off the diving board that really believes the people staring at him think he's both funny and impressive.

 

[A_Pharis]

I love you. No ****.

Edit: Also - tell me that doesn't look natural for him.

 

[jbhofmann]

Matheny looks like a guy that wears 36 waist Levi's but still buys 32s because he's worried about people looking at the tag.