Alabama will beat Auburn

[tide12champrings]

What do a maggot and a Bama fan have in common? They've both been living off a dead Bear for years.

Surely you can do better.

 

[sigma_chi]

What do a maggot and a Bama fan have in common? They've both been living off a dead Bear for years.

Surely you can do better.

:lol: Actually I can't. I just remember that one from my best friend's Facebook when Bama played Arkansas earlier this year. As a Razorback hater I guess I am rooting for Bama in this game...anything to spoil UAF's BCS hopes (however slim they might be)

 

[kentuckyderby]

This is Auburn football....

It is the 1/2 national championship in 113 years of playing football

It is sharing a mascot with numerous junior high and pee-wee football teams

It is the smile on Ben Leard's face after throwing an interception that lost the 1998 Virginia game

It is the feeling of anticipation during the walk down Wire Road from your trailer to "The Jungle"

It is having a cute little nickname like "The Jungle" for Jordan-Hare

It is putting up a banner for losing the tie-breaker for the Western Division title

It is throwing a parade for finishing second

Again, it is throwing a parade for finishing second

It is and always will be about "Keep it down home, cuz"

It is about having a cute slogan like "AttitUde" or "AUdacity" in order to fire up your fans

It is the hope that one day; Auburn will win a national title without sharing it or being on probation.

It is knowing that if the Tigers finish second, it will be OK because they will throw a parade anyway

It is living up to every stereotype about Auburn by letting the players ride on hay bails during that "victory" parade

It is accepting the National Title from the only person who will give it to Auburn, a 16 year old kid with an AOL account

It is Terry Bowden

It is Eric Ramsey

It is having a head coach who used to cook catfish for a living

It is Napoleon Syndrome

It is Little Brother Syndrome

It is the Red Headed Step Child Syndrome

It is believing 2 Heisman Trophies = 2 National Championships

It is knowing that only one other school in the NCAA has been put on probation more times

It is using Toilet Paper to celebrate a victory and wondering why the world treats Auburn like No. 2

It is canceling the Florida State game a month before the season

It is calling the 1989 Alabama game "The Mountain Top," instead of using that title for a championship game

It is yelling "Punt Bama, Punt" 30 years after that chant outlived its cleverness

It is the 1/2 national championship in 113 years of playing football

It is having a runningback who couldn't pass a third grade English test

It is constantly correcting people that Auburn is in Alabama, not Georgia

It is drawing national attention as a barn burns down next to the stadium during the LSU game

It is having a bovine research center less than a mile away from the football stadium

It is the look on Terry Bowden's face as he's about to pass out at the Flora-Bama

It is the plane ride to Louisville

It's 13-0 =#2

It is having the same amount of SEC championships as Georgia Tech, who left the SEC 40 years ago

It is the probations

It is the trailers

It is the cows.....

IT IS AUBURN FOOTBALL!!!

Your mom is a *****

just kidding
hoping it's a good game
think it will be
still see Bama pulling it off

 

[tide12champrings]

This is Auburn football....

It is the 1/2 national championship in 113 years of playing football

It is sharing a mascot with numerous junior high and pee-wee football teams

It is the smile on Ben Leard's face after throwing an interception that lost the 1998 Virginia game

It is the feeling of anticipation during the walk down Wire Road from your trailer to "The Jungle"

It is having a cute little nickname like "The Jungle" for Jordan-Hare

It is putting up a banner for losing the tie-breaker for the Western Division title

It is throwing a parade for finishing second

Again, it is throwing a parade for finishing second

It is and always will be about "Keep it down home, cuz"

It is about having a cute slogan like "AttitUde" or "AUdacity" in order to fire up your fans

It is the hope that one day; Auburn will win a national title without sharing it or being on probation.

It is knowing that if the Tigers finish second, it will be OK because they will throw a parade anyway

It is living up to every stereotype about Auburn by letting the players ride on hay bails during that "victory" parade

It is accepting the National Title from the only person who will give it to Auburn, a 16 year old kid with an AOL account

It is Terry Bowden

It is Eric Ramsey

It is having a head coach who used to cook catfish for a living

It is Napoleon Syndrome

It is Little Brother Syndrome

It is the Red Headed Step Child Syndrome

It is believing 2 Heisman Trophies = 2 National Championships

It is knowing that only one other school in the NCAA has been put on probation more times

It is using Toilet Paper to celebrate a victory and wondering why the world treats Auburn like No. 2

It is canceling the Florida State game a month before the season

It is calling the 1989 Alabama game "The Mountain Top," instead of using that title for a championship game

It is yelling "Punt Bama, Punt" 30 years after that chant outlived its cleverness

It is the 1/2 national championship in 113 years of playing football

It is having a runningback who couldn't pass a third grade English test

It is constantly correcting people that Auburn is in Alabama, not Georgia

It is drawing national attention as a barn burns down next to the stadium during the LSU game

It is having a bovine research center less than a mile away from the football stadium

It is the look on Terry Bowden's face as he's about to pass out at the Flora-Bama

It is the plane ride to Louisville

It's 13-0 =#2

It is having the same amount of SEC championships as Georgia Tech, who left the SEC 40 years ago

It is the probations

It is the trailers

It is the cows.....

IT IS AUBURN FOOTBALL!!!

Your mom is a *****

just kidding
hoping it's a good game
think it will be
still see Bama pulling it off

:lol: Right on.

 

[tide12champrings]

[quote="sigma_chi":2k2dqssl]What do a maggot and a Bama fan have in common? They've both been living off a dead Bear for years.

Surely you can do better.

:lol: Actually I can't. I just remember that one from my best friend's Facebook when Bama played Arkansas earlier this year. As a Razorback hater I guess I am rooting for Bama in this game...anything to spoil UAF's BCS hopes (however slim they might be)[/quote:2k2dqssl]

I've heard that one a few times and I hate Auburn with all of my being.

 

[tide12champrings]

One of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkQ1f85kiME

 

[CAROLINA BOSOX]

GAME DAY!!!

 

[JoshHamilton]

Roll Tide

 

[JoshHamilton]

14-0!

 

[tide12champrings]

What a ass beat'n. I hope all you Aubie fans are enjoying it!!

 

[Junior Griffey]

This isn't even close. I started watching it but am now watching Outbreak on TNT. Much better tv.

 

[darocker80]

This games over *dun dun dundundun*

Hopefully

 

[jet0002]

Not so fast my friend.

 

[Seiya]

Roll-ing over.

 

[David T.]

Roll-ing over.

:lol:

You have been thanked!

David

Edit: Crimson Died.

 

[jet0002]

What a ass beat'n. I hope all you Aubie fans are enjoying it!!

I enjoyed it very much.

 

[Junior Griffey]

Wow glad I turned the game back on. What a comeback. Take that, Saban.

 

[David T.]

What a ass beat'n. I hope all you Aubie fans are enjoying it!!

I enjoyed it very much.

I'm not even an Auburn fan and I enjoyed the Hell out of it!

Commandment #11
Thou shalt not gloat until the fat lady sings.

Damn she has a sweet voice! :lol:

David

 

[Rickzcards]

What a ass beat'n. I hope all you Aubie fans are enjoying it!!

I enjoyed it very much.

I'm not even an Auburn fan and I enjoyed the Hell out of it!

Commandment #11
Thou shalt not gloat until the fat lady sings.

Damn she has a sweet voice! :lol:

David

I don't care for either team but there sure was a lot of shat talking in this thread. I watched up until it was 24-0 and figured it was over, kinda hate that I missed a epic comeback. And magically the Bama fans have disappeared.

 

[kentuckyderby]

I am happy