Another Fake Patch

[383astro]

Here is another, not even close. Thats a nice "game worn jersey" /250.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Hank-Aaron-...0946289805?pt=US_Baseball&hash=item4169b42c8d

 

[DeliciousBacon]

That's too blatant even for me!

Signed,

Kevin Burge

 

[boomo]

starts it at 249 like he has an investment to protect.
clown patch bro

 

[Gwynn545]

Little known fact about Absolute that year: The workers in the factories that year began to put the very best and top notch patches in these cards starting with card #1/250. THey got to card number 23/250 before their mistake was realized. The owner of the card company flew into a rage at his workers when he noticed. "Can't you read?" he screamed at them. "IDiots! It says jersey, not patch!" And they said, "No habla Ingles!" One worker, Hector Conchita happened to be working on card #23/250 Hank Aaron, (putting a very nice and large piece of the patch into the card) and before the boss could see, he slid the card down onto his lap and into his pants. Meanwhile, the boss was storming to every worker in the warehouse and looking at their work. Any time he saw a patch in the place that should have been a jersey, he slapped them in the face, turned over their work station, and fired them on the spot. When he got to Hector Conchita, and seeing no patch card on his work station, he said, "Hector, you are the only worker I can trust! Please take care of this unfortunate mess!"
It was just the boss and Hector, two lonely souls taking on the tremendous task of assembling all of the absolute jersey cards. They worked for days on end, the boss sitting side-by-side with Hector. Hector, uncomfortable with the Hank Aaron Patch card #23/250 resting under his balls, could not risk removing the card and losing the trust of his boss. When they were almost finished, they celebrated with tequila and tamales as they were packing the last of the boxes. Hector knew he had to act fast. With the boss putting cellophane on one of the last boxes of 2005 Absolute, Hector reached into his pants and pulled out the sweaty, but still mint Aaron patch card and slid it into the final pack of the last box, sealing it, and and sent it off on it's way into the world.
That card is legit boys. You heard it here first. I will be putting a hefty bid on that card, if anything just to get a wiff!

 

[A_Pharis]

This one has been up a few times. Obvious fake.

 

[homerun28aa]

He's been trying to sell this one for quite some time. One of the worst fakes I've seen

 

[PadresFan86]

Little known fact about Absolute that year: The workers in the factories that year began to put the very best and top notch patches in these cards starting with card #1/250. THey got to card number 23/250 before their mistake was realized. The owner of the card company flew into a rage at his workers when he noticed. "Can't you read?" he screamed at them. "IDiots! It says jersey, not patch!" And they said, "No habla Ingles!" One worker, Hector Conchita happened to be working on card #23/250 Hank Aaron, (putting a very nice and large piece of the patch into the card) and before the boss could see, he slid the card down onto his lap and into his pants. Meanwhile, the boss was storming to every worker in the warehouse and looking at their work. Any time he saw a patch in the place that should have been a jersey, he slapped them in the face, turned over their work station, and fired them on the spot. When he got to Hector Conchita, and seeing no patch card on his work station, he said, "Hector, you are the only worker I can trust! Please take care of this unfortunate mess!"
It was just the boss and Hector, two lonely souls taking on the tremendous task of assembling all of the absolute jersey cards. They worked for days on end, the boss sitting side-by-side with Hector. Hector, uncomfortable with the Hank Aaron Patch card #23/250 resting under his balls, could not risk removing the card and losing the trust of his boss. When they were almost finished, they celebrated with tequila and tamales as they were packing the last of the boxes. Hector knew he had to act fast. With the boss putting cellophane on one of the last boxes of 2005 Absolute, Hector reached into his pants and pulled out the sweaty, but still mint Aaron patch card and slid it into the final pack of the last box, sealing it, and and sent it off on it's way into the world.
That card is legit boys. You heard it here first. I will be putting a hefty bid on that card, if anything just to get a wiff!

Lmfao. I'm half mexican and this had me dying of laughter.

Sent from my SPH-M820-BST using Sports Cards by Freedom Card Board.com

 

[BBCgalaxee]

Its not a fake, its art

 

[hive17]

Real or not, he shouldn't get your money based on that stupid user ID alone.

 

[Oaktown]

How can you guys tell it's a fake?

 

[A_Pharis]

Absolute denoted patches as prime.

 

[CollectorsCorner]

How can you guys tell it's a fake?

Other than the obvious

The Aaron says jersey instead of jersey prime
http://www.ebay.com/itm/2005-Playof...0751432448?pt=US_Baseball&hash=item1e71648700

^Jersey Prime