Bartolo Colon fails drug test

[goldenegg1]

Didn't realize blood type Rocky Road is banned in MLB!

 

[Austin]

MLB's twitter account said he tested positive for testosterone.

What it doesn't say is that Colon got the testosterone by eating a full grown man.

 

[gt2590]

Well, this is the first Season in quite a while where he didn't completely collapse in the Second Half...

 

[cubfanbudman]

So that means they call Straily back up?

 

[hive17]

....or how about; another Bay Area guy.

This was ABSOLUTELY my first thought when I heard this. Although the Yankee connection is interesting (if not a bit far-fetched).

 

[joey12508]

This is good news......maybe it will put pressure on MLB to step up the process. Testosterone is a huge issue and MLB is asleep at the wheel; shocking.

HGH also, there testing at the very least is inadequate.

 

[zach]

I heard that he essentially admitted to it, apologized to his team and accepted the suspension.

 

[uniquebaseballcards]

I heard that he essentially admitted to it, apologized to his team and accepted the suspension.

It seems MLB had all its ducks in a row before it told Colon about his PED use; as a result I'm sure they essentially told him exactly what he was supposed to say.

 

[Frow]

This was ABSOLUTELY my first thought when I heard this. Although the Yankee connection is interesting (if not a bit far-fetched).

You're right, because the Yankees are a first rate organization that employs only those with the highest level of class.

Signed,

Roger Clemens
Jason Giambi
Alex Rodriguez
Kevin Brown
Jason Grimsley
David Justice
Chuck Knoblach
Andy Petitte
Jerry Harriston
Glenallen Hill
Gary Sheffield
Mike Stanton
Rondell White
Matt Lawton

 

[TNP777]

Not that I mind Yankee-bashing, but every team has their own laundry list of world-class **********.

 

[Y4NK335]

He must've ate Melky.

 

[Y4NK335]

You're right, because the Yankees are a first rate organization that employs only those with the highest level of class.

Signed,

Roger Clemens
Jason Giambi
Alex Rodriguez
Kevin Brown
Jason Grimsley
David Justice
Chuck Knoblach
Andy Petitte
Jerry Harriston
Glenallen Hill
Gary Sheffield
Mike Stanton
Rondell White
Matt Lawton

Your're right, because the Yankees are the only team with a long list of steroid users.

Your former Royals,
Jason Grimsley
Jose Guillen
Paul Byrd
Jeremy Giambi
Benito Santiago
Hal Morris
Rondell White
Chuck Knoblauch
Gregg Zaun
Phil Hiatt
Kevin Young
And the rest of the guys hiding from the 1999 team not named Mike Sweeney

 

[Sean_C]

This is one of the funniest things I've read in quite a while. Kudos sir, for making my day.

What it doesn't say is that Colon got the testosterone by eating a full grown man.

 

[wolfmanalfredo]

So we've moved from the steroid era to the testosterone era. As they say, "If you ain't cheatin..."

elevated testosterone was always part of the ped discussion. HGH, and various testosterone and amphetemines we widely used. Not necessarily new.

 

[vwnut13]

Your're right, because the Yankees are the only team with a long list of steroid users.

Your former Royals,
Jason Grimsley
Jose Guillen
Paul Byrd
Jeremy Giambi
Benito Santiago
Hal Morris
Rondell White
Chuck Knoblauch
Gregg Zaun
Phil Hiatt
Kevin Young
And the rest of the guys hiding from the 1999 team not named Mike Sweeney

Don't forget Melky Cabrera!

 

[wolfmanalfredo]

Didn't realize blood type Rocky Road is banned in MLB!

I rarely laugh out loud when reading comments, but this almost made me do it.