Beckett Has Reached A New Level of Desperation

[ru4scuba]

hows her rack?

Meh....

 

[Seiya]

That's hella lame.

 

[Autismic]

hows her rack?

Meh....

she's an 8...that's 8 beer before you'd tap that

 

[A_Pharis]

OMG A LADY GIVING SEX ADVICE AWESOMESAUCE I CANT WAIT TO HEAR WHAT SHE HAS TO TELL ME.








...I wouldn't want advice from her.

 

[ThoseBackPages]

hows her rack?

Meh....

Not good when most of the user base has a bigger rack then she does

 

[DaleMurphyCollector]

Curse my work computer!!!!!! I saw this earlier today and had big Photoshop plans tonight when I got home. Scuba ruined it.

I apologize DMC. I just couldn't resist breaking the news.

That's OK. I have redirected my self-entertainment to submit the following letter to Leah:

Dear Leah,

My family and I recently took a cruise where I was fortunate enough to meet a captivating Canadian beauty. I am rather shy and inexperienced with the fairer sex, but somehow I mustered up enough mojo to con her into posing for a photograph with me. Anyhow, I'd like to know not how I can overcome my geekiness to actually score with this girl, but rather how can I prove my studliness to all my internet friends using only the photograph as evidence?

Love the column!

Sincerely,
Terry

 

[ru4scuba]

Not good when most of the user base has a bigger rack then she does

Nope... her photographer doesn't put her in flattering positions either. I think he draped a picnic blanket over her for this shot.

 

[DaleMurphyCollector]

JESUS!!!!!!

 

[ru4scuba]

Curse my work computer!!!!!! I saw this earlier today and had big Photoshop plans tonight when I got home. Scuba ruined it.

I apologize DMC. I just couldn't resist breaking the news.

That's OK. I have redirected my self-entertainment to submit the following letter to Leah:

Dear Leah,

My family and I recently took a cruise where I was fortunate enough to meet a captivating Canadian beauty. I am rather shy and inexperienced with the fairer sex, but somehow I mustered up enough mojo to con her into posing for a photograph with me. Anyhow, I'd like to know not how I can overcome my geekiness to actually score with this girl, but rather how can I prove my studliness to all my internet friends using only the photograph as evidence?

Love the column!

Sincerely,
Terry

:lol:

I seriously laughed out loud on that one. Please tell me you really sent that!

 

[DaleMurphyCollector]

Curse my work computer!!!!!! I saw this earlier today and had big Photoshop plans tonight when I got home. Scuba ruined it.

I apologize DMC. I just couldn't resist breaking the news.

That's OK. I have redirected my self-entertainment to submit the following letter to Leah:

Dear Leah,

My family and I recently took a cruise where I was fortunate enough to meet a captivating Canadian beauty. I am rather shy and inexperienced with the fairer sex, but somehow I mustered up enough mojo to con her into posing for a photograph with me. Anyhow, I'd like to know not how I can overcome my geekiness to actually score with this girl, but rather how can I prove my studliness to all my internet friends using only the photograph as evidence?

Love the column!

Sincerely,
Terry

:lol:

I seriously laughed out loud on that one. Please tell me you really sent that!

Uh...yeah I sent it. Why wouldn't I??? I also tried to post it in the thread, but it hasn't shown up yet? Of course, I honestly have no idea how to post in threads over there, but I tried.

 

[ru4scuba]

That's OK. I have redirected my self-entertainment to submit the following letter to Leah:

Dear Leah,

My family and I recently took a cruise where I was fortunate enough to meet a captivating Canadian beauty. I am rather shy and inexperienced with the fairer sex, but somehow I mustered up enough mojo to con her into posing for a photograph with me. Anyhow, I'd like to know not how I can overcome my geekiness to actually score with this girl, but rather how can I prove my studliness to all my internet friends using only the photograph as evidence?

Love the column!

Sincerely,
Terry

:lol:

I seriously laughed out loud on that one. Please tell me you really sent that!

Uh...yeah I sent it. Why wouldn't I??? I also tried to post it in the thread, but it hasn't shown up yet? Of course, I honestly have no idea how to post in threads over there, but I tried.

The board bows down before you.

 

[notjomommasclint]

i would rather sort a room full of classic 4 sport by height + weight + age / by card number than lay in sexual congress with that thing!

 

[Brewer Andy]

I have 2 words for beckett: No fatties

I'm not an arrogant ass or anything, but I bet half of us on here could break that little hobbit's heart in 2 weeks or less

 

[ru4scuba]

I have 2 words for beckett: No fatties

I'm not an arrogant ass or anything, but I bet half of us on here could break that little hobbit's heart in 2 weeks or less

Awww...but she already has a man.

* bored at work on Friday and I found her Flickr.

 

[cgilmo]

heh

I guess I am the only one who thinks she is cute.

 

[Craig - 21hawk]

heh

I guess I am the only one who thinks she is cute.

No you're not. Sure she isn't Heidi Klum, but she is a normal attractive girl.

Craig

 

[ru4scuba]

heh

I guess I am the only one who thinks she is cute.

She's not bad, but not hot enough to be going around labeling people hobbits or cellar dwelling dweebs.

 

[Craig - 21hawk]

heh

I guess I am the only one who thinks she is cute.

She's not bad, but not hot enough to be going around labeling people hobbits or cellar dwelling dweebs.

That's certainly fair.

Craig

 

[Resident Bay Fan]

heh

I guess I am the only one who thinks she is cute.

No your not, but I've lived alone for the last 3 years. :lol: :lol:

"She's not bad, but not hot enough to be going around labeling people hobbits or cellar dwelling dweebs."

Gotta agree with this also though. ^

Art

 

[70Chip]

I guess I am the only one who thinks she is cute.

Ehhhhh, she is ok, normal looking girl, something to do.

DMC - That email is just bleeping AWESOME :lol: :lol: :lol:

I recently dug up this old post:

"A day in the life of Terry.

7:00 AM - Wakes up and after ten minutes of daydreaming about cruisegirl, looks at the picture and smiles. Does a moonwalk across the floor and takes a shower.
7:10 AM - Gets out of the shower, but instead of drying off, goes and looks at the picture.
7:15 AM - Stops looking at the picture and gets changed, putting the picture in his pocket to remind him of his friend.
7:40 AM - Hits up Starbucks. The chick at the register talked to him. Terry asks her to take a picture with him. He's in love. She also said he could be an "Honorary Starbucksee" one day, so Terry actually thinks he is a "Starbucksee."
7:55 AM - Groups both of the pictures he has of females who haven't ignored him and smiles.
8:15 AM - Arrives at school.
8:16 AM - Realizes nobody wants to talk to him, because he is a stalker. Moonwalks to the bathroom and looks at the pictures.
11:09 AM - Finally comes out of the bathroom and is all cheered up. He knows his two new lady friends love him (or do they?).
12:01 PM - The lunch lady said "Enjoy your lunch," so Terry thinks he's in love. Takes a picture with the lunch lady. She said he could be her "Honorary Lunchman," so he thinks he really is a lunchman.
2:45 PM - Gets home from school and immediately checks out both of his pictures. Shows his mom people actually do like him.
3:00 PM - Goes back into his layer and obsessively plays with the pictures, pasting their pictures on Barbie Dolls and kissing them. Luckily, he has 4 copies of each so he doesn't care if one is ripped up.
5:00 PM - Goes out to dinner. The lady at the restaurant asked what he wanted for dinner. Terry is in love. Takes a picture with her.
10:00 PM - Stares at his momentos and smiles. He is a PIMP."