Beef's Q&A Thread.

[beefycheddar]

If it takes 180 chipmunks to make a baby elephant a fur coat, how long will it take a cockroach with a wooden leg to crawl through a bar of kitchen soap?

The answer can be found in Rocky V (Too bad I don't acknowledge the existance of Rocky V)

 

[beefycheddar]

What is it about the Beefy Cheddar that you love so much that made you decide to name yourself after a sandwich?? Is it the succulent roast beef? Or the cheddar cheese?

I've never actually had a true beefy cheddar. I saw it at Store 24 in Boston after meeting Trey Anastasio and said to my friend Charlie (Who people call Cheddar) "Someday I will go by this name" That was like 8 years ago now.

 

[beefycheddar]

Is there a smaller elementary particle than the quark? If yes, what is it called and made of. If no, why not?

Craig

I'm so stupid at science that I tried to google an answer to this and got a headache.

 

[marterburn]

Do you see Gaby Sanchez and Dallas McPherson putting up any kind of meaningful numbers this year for the Marlins, or will they merely be AAAA types?

To answer this honestly I wouldn't be able to consider the Marlins the Red Sox AAAA Affiliate. I just can't do that.

well, then when are they going to call hanley back up?

 

[beefycheddar]

Do you see Gaby Sanchez and Dallas McPherson putting up any kind of meaningful numbers this year for the Marlins, or will they merely be AAAA types?

To answer this honestly I wouldn't be able to consider the Marlins the Red Sox AAAA Affiliate. I just can't do that.

well, then when are they going to call hanley back up?

They were working on that this off season, unfortunately the Marlins are getting illusions of grandeur lately, we'll probably have to take care of them soon. They are the Fredo to the Sox Michael.

 

[marterburn]

Do you see Gaby Sanchez and Dallas McPherson putting up any kind of meaningful numbers this year for the Marlins, or will they merely be AAAA types?

To answer this honestly I wouldn't be able to consider the Marlins the Red Sox AAAA Affiliate. I just can't do that.

well, then when are they going to call hanley back up?

They were working on that this off season, unfortunately the Marlins are getting illusions of grandeur lately, we'll probably have to take care of them soon. They are the Fredo to the Sox Michael.

...but aren't the Marlins already sleeping with the fishes?

 

[beefycheddar]

Do you see Gaby Sanchez and Dallas McPherson putting up any kind of meaningful numbers this year for the Marlins, or will they merely be AAAA types?

To answer this honestly I wouldn't be able to consider the Marlins the Red Sox AAAA Affiliate. I just can't do that.

well, then when are they going to call hanley back up?

They were working on that this off season, unfortunately the Marlins are getting illusions of grandeur lately, we'll probably have to take care of them soon. They are the Fredo to the Sox Michael.

...but aren't the Marlins already sleeping with the fishes?

The Padres fit that part of the equation better of teams Red Sox owners formerly owned.

 

[cgilmo]

Question: Who the hell is Josh Bard and Cla Meridith?


(dougie refrence)

 

[beefycheddar]

Question: Who the hell is Josh Bard and Cla Meridith?


(dougie refrence)

A couple Mary's that don't use no Stetson.