Bryce Harper...you are lame

[pujols5hof]

bustin wax
rippin paxx
some chick comes up all nails
i see this is all fails
dont scratch my chrome refractor (autooooo)
i damn near slapt'er (oh noooooo)

givin blood
bustin duds
some chick comes up and flails
i see this is all fails
dont snatch my chrome refractor (autoooooo)
i damn near capt'er (bowman autoooo)

 

[MartinFFcollector]

I put Canary on the sub but ........

Also love how grader 185 labeled "Pros. Superfractor" and the other one labeled it "Prospects Superfrac".

Meh, putting "Harper" in a rhyme wouldn't impress me.

Now, if he works "Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto" into a song? I can dig it.

Yeah, ahuh, you know what it is
Everything I do, yeah I do it big
Yeah ahuh, screamin that's nothin'
When I mash out the lot, that's stuntin'
Reppin in my town, when you see me you know everything
Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto, Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto
I put it down from the hits to my kisses,
I'm on
Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto, Bowman Chrome Refractor Auto
[Verse 1]

Cockey smile, eye paint
Them AA pitchers scared of me but the MLB ain't
Soon as I hit the club, blow a kiss at them face
Smash a ball once make the floor shake
On card auto, I'm the case hit
It’s the big boy, you know what you paid for it
And I got the pedal to the metal
Moving up quick, on my game, I’m balling out on every level
Hear them haters talk but there’s nothing you can tell 'em
Just made a million, got another million on my schedule
No love for 'em, I'm breaking hearts, Next year, I'm gonna start

I'd play more but gotta go to lunch....

Why are those cards in your sig called Superfractors?

Because PSA messed up.

That's what I was thinking too...I was just making sure that was the case and that these Canary's really aren't called supers.

 

[Zymco]

Who is Wale?

Another in a long line of recent MCs that has some talent, worked hard, got signed, got complacent, and now under-performs.

Probably some prospects you could say that about, too

Strongly disagree, his new cd is very good. It has a ton of tracks were he mentions athletes such as Kemba Walker, Kevin Durant, and Lebron James.

 

[homerun28aa]

Wow I have to agree...that is really lame ::facepalm::

 

[Ryan The Orange]

With so much drama on the FCB
Kinda hard bein' Prospector of the BDPP
But I, somehow, some way
Keep bustin' up with crazy Harper hits like every single day

May I kick a little something for the G's?
And, make a few friends as I sell two
Just pulled another and my heart's still pumpin'
'Cause I'm bustin' alone at home

I got Harpers in the living room in they slabs
And, they sure gradin' like tens, they so fab
So what you wanna do? Man, I got a refractor
Serial numbered and my homeboys do too

 

[BBCgalaxee]

My name is bryce
Yo Heres my song
My autograph looks
like a very big ****

my whips a huge truck
And Haters take pictures
I also blow kisses
To the fairy pitchers

get me in a fight?
No holds barred
I use the same marker
To sign a million cards

 

[Rickzcards]

Negus please, it would be really lame if he went and recorded a rap album. Things can always be worse, then again if people by Jay-Z lame ass albums then Harper might succeed.

 

[JustinVerlander35]

My Harper rap


My name is Bryce Harper, been hyped up so long
got my name out there because ESPN saw me hitting bombs
My cards are over-priced like ****, they will go down if I suck dick
The Nats paid me a bunch of money, and now have a bunch of honey's
Me and my boy Trout were on the same team, hitting all these bombs like a machine
I'll be up in 2012, me stras and Zimmer, bout to give the NL East hell.
Watch out Phils, Mets, Marlins, and Braves, you aint got dick. My name is Bryce Harper and my Bowman Chrome Refractor auto is to legit!

 

[zookerman182]

My name is bryce
Yo Heres my song
My autograph looks
like a very big ****

my whips a huge truck
And Haters take pictures
I also blow kisses
To the fairy pitchers

get me in a fight?
No holds barred
I use the same marker
To sign a million cards

simple, but best yet

 

[sebpoo]

well in 10 years it could be his only claim to fame!

Maybe a duet with Elijah Dukes?

 

[bongo870]

Why do you guys hate this guy so much? I could never understand picking on a guy and hating someone you dont even know....