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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/
This ad is my all-time favorite. 7th one on the list -Did we hook up at the Megadeath/Motorhead concert?
You stole my freakin' cameras
That one is great!
"Of course, I'm perfectly aware that you might have just been a Good Samaritan and returned it to a police station or you're looking for clues around the the case to determine who it might belong to. If this is the case, then you can disregard all that mean **** and I hope you email me about getting it back. I'll even throw you a couple of bucks and buy you lunch. But I'm also perfectly aware that if this was the case it would be raining gumdrops from marshmallow clouds and we'd all be singing showtunes. So, more likely than not, you stole it, and now you're trying to sell it on craigslist.
So f$^% you."