Caption Contest - CLOSED.

[gonzagacubs]

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Porcello - "Our balls are touching."

Youk - "Time for the creepy man hug."

Edit: Sorry I thought of another one.....

"We were never brothers. We were step brothers."

 

[J.O.]

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Youk: Not to freak you out ricky, but I totally just came.



now, who knows what movie that's from?

 

[BunchOBull]

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Porcello, while holding up the shocker, "I like blad, but I'll never turn down a landing strip."

 

[kdailey4315]

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Judoooo Throw. It's an Austin Powers reference for those uncultured people that are wondering.

 

[kdailey4315]

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Or this

 

[KLARNOLD]

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I told you I wanted a $5 footlong...not a $4 torpedo

 

[rob167]

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Damn, I thought pitchers were *******!

 

[DetroitTigers]

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Porcello: "Youk why the flipin burger did you put my fingers between your buns"

 

[arod305]

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"I always knew my first time would be on a baseball field"

 

[Daltonb1219]

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Oh baby you know know i like it rough

 

[thenumberonemetfan]

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"Are you wearing a glove"

hehe

 

[nevermore]

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Youkilis: Hold on big guy! We maybe idiots up here in Boston, but we still use raincoats and not just for rain delays.

 

[MattinglyAlexander]

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Youkilis: Hold on big guy! We maybe idiots up here in Boston, but we still use raincoats and not just for rain delays.

That made me chuckle.

 

[Rickzcards]

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And by the bottom of the second inning, neither player could suppress their feelings. And in that rush of passion, their eyes locked together with the look of desire.....

 

[wideright]

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Porcello: WHY DID YOU TAKE OFF YOUR HELMET YOUR HEAD'S DISGUSTING YOU SWEATY PIG!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! (in my best Sam Kinnison voice)

Or

Youk: I'm terrible with bra straps, now I can't get this damn top button undone!
Porc: Just rip it open, already!!!

 

[17ROCKIES12]

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All I Ever Wanted by Rick Porcello
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3CxhBIrBho)

And Everyday... I aim for your head... I want to have YOUUUUUUK in my bed

 

[card-treasury]

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Rogaine Rage

 

[Moonlight Graham]

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"Let me introduce you to my moisture missle"
"Minuteman is more like it..."

 

[KLARNOLD]

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Is that a fungo in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[darocker80]

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"Oh, that feels good"