Caption Contest Ryan Braun Finest Red Give away

[Uofo2212]

"Men, be careful...that third baseman is rumored to have superhuman strength"

 

[KLARNOLD]

"Tonight on, To Catch A Predator...."

 

[metallicalex777]

"To avoid any further DUI's and to support all driving defenses, the state of New York has made a mandatory attempt to stop driving while intoxicated and had Joba Chamberlain wear the new and improved 2009 'Drinking And Riding Too Hammered' mask (D.A.R.T.H.) for todays game."

Alex

 

[DRav87]

As the Evil Empire walks off in defeat, two opposing young fans are being held back while shouting "walk away b*tches!"

This one is the best one so far.

 

[tonsofcommons]

Rewriting the rules of baseball, Darth Vader shows his followers how to run the bases in his version of the game.

 

[Card Magnet]

"For the last time little girl, he is not your father"

 

[DRav87]

Matt LaPorta arrives in Detroit for his Major League Debut on Sunday. Matt played right field and went 0-4 with 2 strikeouts as the Indians lost to the Tigers 3-1.

 

[IndyManning18]

"Not a fan of the kid either, Lord Vader makes his way to the Boston dugout to shake Jason Variteks' hand
and personally thank him for hitting miguelcabrera in the face with a ball."

 

[bratcher1]

Arod and his posse inspect the 3rd base grass at Arlington...

 

[tonsofcommons]

"Not a fan of the kid either, Lord Vader makes his way to the Boston dugout to shake Jason Variteks' hand
and personally thank him for hitting miguelcabrera in the face with a ball."

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

 

[bricewaynebisel]

My entry "Following yet another shellacking of CC Sabathia, armour protected Yankee infielders follow their high-priced ace off the field in defeat. "

 

[Craig - 21hawk]

"Not a fan of the kid either, Lord Vader makes his way to the Boston dugout to shake Jason Variteks' hand
and personally thank him for hitting miguelcabrera in the face with a ball."

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

I concur.

Craig

 

[moxacaine]

"The Yankees are charging how much for tickets? Screw this were out of here."

 

[Kutzy]

In a recent quote, Darth Vader spoke out on the rising prices of the Yankee Stadium. "Building a new DeathStar gets expensive."

 

[THREADKILLER-crohrer]

The Associated Press asked Lord Helmet "How do you feel about George trying to buy his wins, by signing all of the top free agents?"

Lord Helmet replied "George is the ultimate Schwartz and he is bigger than mine" He followed up with "I bet Cashman gives great helmet"



Just watched Spaceballs if you couldn't tell!!!

 

[aminors]

After seeing the price of tickets, Lord Vader and his minions headed to right field to get back in the ship and scrounge the corners of the universe for enough money to buy a nosebleed seat.


Anthony

 

[HoustonTeams4Me]

Did we take a wrong turn?....this doesn't look like the Comic Con

 

[flightposite]

After another runner is picked off, Darth Vader declares the first base coach "has failed him for the last time"

After this, no one else needs to even try.

 

[Gwynn545]

After another runner is picked off, Darth Vader declares the first base coach "has failed him for the last time"

After this, no one else needs to even try.

I agree. I could not think of one, and this one actually made me laugh out loud!!

 

[beefycheddar]

After another runner is picked off, Darth Vader declares the first base coach "has failed him for the last time"

After this, no one else needs to even try.

I agree. I could not think of one, and this one actually made me laugh out loud!!

I agree, although both Abravesfan and the one who had the Miggy post can both PM me and get a prize. I'll figure out something nice for both.