Caption this pic contest!

[notjomommasclint]

jason is astonished that several months after the winter olympics chipper and brian can still nail their short skate routine.

 

[fugazzi]

Chipper : OMG! Did you see that!!!
McCann : Oh no he didn't!
Heyward : LOL!

 

[Super Mario]

McCann: RUNNNN!
Chipper: Heyward farted!!!!


Heyward: Come on guys, you know my **** don't stink!

 

[ballerskrip]

Gilmo is coming, Gilmo is coming......RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[vetsgt02]

RUN ! He has a gun!

 

[CISCOKID23]

EWWWWWWWWWW THE ROOKIE FARTED...RUN

 

[markakis8]

McCann: "Mmmm...me likey cotton candy"
Chipper: "Brian stop! Those brownies Heyward made for you before the game were special brownies!"
Heyward: "HA! Kangaroo court my arse!"

 

[MojoDan]

:arrow:

 

[pigskincardboard]

"Nooooooo....Jassssooooon! That's Ted's grand-daughterrrr......"

Alternatively,

"Former Brave, John Rocker, returns to congratulate an unsuspecting rookie phenom"

 

[brouthercard]

"Free hot wings at HOOTERS!!!!"

"Hey Chipper, I thought you stopped going there......."

"But Tiger's treating!"

 

[wideright]

Heyward: Gilmore's trying to buy more votes again. Ha! I already voted three times.
Chipper/McCann: I'll vote! I'll vote!

 

[steve-a-reno]

"We're finna be suspended by the mods! Run Miggy run!!!"

 

[KLARNOLD]

Gilmore is giving away free beer in the front row from the Upper Deck contest!

 

[jetsrule4]

keep in mind in this pic chipper looks like matt damon and mcann is acting as his body guard
fcb"omg it jason heyward!"
jason heyward"omg its matt damon!!!"

 

[jetsrule4]

Matt Damon and Ethan Suplee, playing Chipper Jones and Brian McCann, make a desperate attempt to keep Eddie Murphy off the set of the new Jason Heyward bio-pic.

damn it you beat me i didnt read through doesnt chipper look like matt damons long lost brother

 

[cmixer]

>> You forgot to tag home, dummy!

 

[Zithy]

Mom, no! Two girls, one cup is not what you think!!!

 

[Reyes7tulo2]

Someone idiot just listed a Heyward Sterling for $25 BIN. RUN!!!!!!!!

 

[notjomommasclint]

look brian our 1 world series trophy despite 14 consecutive nl east titles is right over there! lets go stare at it cause this franchise will never ever ever ever win another one!

after listening to chipper read the box score aloud mccann could only run far and fast as chipper gave chase to try and make him stop laughing at the redneck.

chipper has plenty of energy left after games since his batting average doesnt allow him to run during games.

the conga line was a lot better when it was just sons of dixie and confederate nationalist jam band... now we gotta dance to heywards rap crap.

when its shoneys chipper always wins the race but waffle house is mccanns favorite

no one ever pays the security guard in trident

back in california we call em klukies


oh i dont care about the gift card i just want to pop cheap shots at the braves!

 

[NECpilgrims8]

As Gilmore officially decides to make Sam Banks a global Mod, Chipper Jones & Brian McCann clearly react in protest. Jason Heyward just quietly laughs.... because well, he runs this Shat.