Caption this pic contest!

[Moonlight Graham]

"Aaarrrgghhh... Heyward just floated a biscuit"

 

[brumbach]

Aww come on dude, pull my finger again!

 

[FortyFour]

I like how people give Heyward a black tone of voice.

 

[beefycheddar]

Chipper "Have you seen my baseball?"
McCann "Have you seen my weiner?"
Heyward "Franks and Beans!!!"

 

[uniquebaseballcards]

To the left
Take it back now y'all
Two hops this time, two hops this time
Right foot two stomps
Left foot two stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees

Get funky with it

Ooooooooh yeah (come on)
Cha cha now y'all

 

[beefycheddar]

Second attempt

Doug Mirabelli, pinch hitting for Omar Infante (After just going deep NAKED off camera) "DOUGIE'S GOIN' DEEP!!"

McCann and Chipper try to clothe Dougie, but fail.

Dougie "Who ever heard of Omar Infante? Who's heard of the 2004 World F'n Champion Boston Red Sox??!!?"

Heyward "I heard of the Red Sox...."

 

[FortyFour]

looks like a Golden Corral Grand Opening

 

[ballcardzdotcom]

looks like a Golden Corral Grand Opening

Nice!

 

[jbhofmann]

ESPNs Buster Olney reports that the Atlanta Braves "Kiss Cam" operator caught two unsuspecting MLB players in the act tonight. Young phenon Jason Heyward's reaction, "I always new Chipper was a switch hitter but damn!"

 

[jbhofmann]

Anyone notice that the cop is the only person not going nuts? Is he asleep?

 

[rebelpawn]

Chipper: "Where did Jason get a naked picture of Gilmore?"
McCann: "I don't know but I haven't seen anything that scary since Miggy's last thread."

 

[guzman4cy]

As Jason Heyward appears from the dugout during his curtain call after his HR in his 1st AB, both Brian McCann and Chipper Jones come running and screaming out of the Braves dugout, "Matt LaPorta!! We got outselves a Matt LaPorta!!"

 

[gracecollector]

According to local tradition, all momentous Braves homeruns (this one being Heyward's first career long ball) must be celebrated by two dorky white guys running around like idiots.

 

[rehmus]

"Elevate thine hands towards the heavens whilst undulating too and fro with no regard!"

 

[rehmus]

"Release the Kraken!"

 

[tramers]

Winner gets a $25 ebay gift cert, and an appearance in my sig.

oh my look the FCB's cgilmo is here in person :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[IndyManning18]

The fastest to touch homeplate gets traded to the Yankees!!

 

[cgilmo]

The fastest to touch homeplate gets traded to the Yankees!!

fail

 

[cmixer]

"Release the Kraken!"

^ ... excellent

 

[Russ S.]

DUDE....that's the stripper I was talking about!!